Team Freedom Vs Team Oppression - Issue 11 - 19 Jun

Day 2,768, 12:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jake Lee Blakeway


It seems nowadays, if you want to be an active citizen and get involved in politics, you can’t help but get dragged into the cesspool of inhumane acts that seem to go on in the UK political scene. It seems that one way or another you get dragged in, forced to pick a side, a fight almost between Team Freedom Vs Team Oppression. In case you didn’t know: Team Oppression is led by King William, with his stooge Bruce Wayne. Team Freedom is led by, well, no one. That I know of at least. However I hereby promote myself to the leader of Team Freedom! Freedom Fighters Unite!

The argument always boils down to one thing. Control. Both parties seem to want to have total control; at least in the eyes of their opponents. Team Oppression ironically thinks that they are being oppressed and that the current rulers are just Control Freaks. Meanwhile Team Freedom believe that Team Oppression is trying to take control to destroy the UK and leave us all broken.
I should say in the name of an independent media, that both sides are right. However if you have your head screwed on the right way, there really is only one right answer. If you have been watching this entire saga unfold, you will have noticed a set of recurring events:

1)Team Oppression Rigs Elections to ensure victory. Mainly achieved by having another party move over and give votes, also by using mail to get MU’s to vote for parties too.

2)Team Freedom, rightly outraged, takes steps to stop this.

3)Team Oppression resorts to lobbing insults to other members and starts cutting people out of their parties. Also starts to lob childish insults, blaming other people for the reason why the UK is so screwed.

4)Team Oppression (Bruce mainly of course) starts to spew out filth and bad language in an attempt to regain control. Failing that Team Oppression starts to give evidence that has no meaning at all, for that matter it isn’t even relevant to anything. Failing that they start to call new people multis just because they are losing to a newbie.

5)Team Freedom shows true and convincing evidence about the bribery and corruption of what Team Oppression has done. When confronted, Team Oppression deny it, or they publicly admit it but say that no one acted on it (Like offering bribes and then having the gall to say it doesn’t count because no one asked for the money) and therefore it doesn’t count in any way shape or form.

6)In a desperate bid to win once more, Team Oppression launches a campaign to retake the lead, stating that with our endorsements they will destroy the dictatorship and restore our Great Britain, promising to listen to all parties and to appoint the right people to the job; except they have to listen to what the dictator tells them to do, which makes them useless and actually just makes it look like a fake democracy. They then start to make absurd promises about what they would do, failing to realise even the most basic game mechanic – that even a new player like me can understand - that a dictator is just a button presser and has to answer to the Country President and Congress. I mean seriously, a level 100+ player can’t understand basic game mechanics that a level 25 can…

7)Should all else fail, Team Oppression threatens to bring back BigAnt (Whoever they were) and start a civil war, right on the brink of when we are about to get wiped out by a huge country and lose all of our land.

Good going Team Oppression. Well done. You just won the award for the biggest Hypocrites in the game. And your grand prize is: to be mocked and ridiculed by all the sane and sensible people in the country!

Seriously, Bruce and William. Your attempts to do what you are doing, taking over the country, and threatening to take us all down when you don’t get your own way. You are just as bad as the real life Argentinians over the Falklands. Well no, actually you are worse. Argentina actually takes the time to come up with some good and slightly plausible rubbish and dribble about reasons to own the Falklands. You two just spew out rubbish.

Oh actually:

😎When Bruce is losing to a newbie, Bruce starts saying he is really clever, and begins to over-analyse said new player. He begins to draw parallels that are only coincidental and begins to use that as an elaborate excuse of calling you a multi… really…That is how sad Bruce is. Breaking my name into JLB and then linking it to JLB credit from Peep show…get it? Because I use Peep Show gifs apparently… see if you spot the error when you go back through my past articles.

It is clear, really clear. That the only way we are going to deal with this crisis and the Argentina invasion is one thing… We need to get Bruce, William, Chappie and all his BDP multis kicked out of the country and this game if possible. Kicking them out of congress is simply not enough.

In the name of democracy. If over 50% of the country’s average active population support this motion, then we will take it to the Plato (The admins right?) And ask them on behalf of the eUK to do what needs to be done. We need to show the admins, that we will not tolerate what goes on here with William and Bruce. They poison this game and drive new players away.

I was close to leaving at one point because of Bruce and William. How are we ever going to attract new players when we have these two people lurking around?

Well you know what do. Support Below and we can do this.

Now just to annoy the members of the UKRP

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Until Tomorrow…

Don’t forget to vote this one. We need to get everyone in the eUK to see this.