Swedish News

Day 695, 03:14 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Horice G Fossil



The Swedish President addressed the American people today he was quoted as saying :

"Oooode vooodie vooo oh ooode vooodie vooo Bork! Bork!"




This was met with stunned silence,can he mean it or is this just a rash promise ?



He was also questioned by the worlds press over the pictures showing him torturing a captured french prisioner



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In other news the Swedish cabinet has promised to wear nothing but tin foil until the Peace forces are defeated



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A spokesman from Ikea has denied that thier meatballs contain any contaminated meat



"Our meatballs contain no meat whatsoever !" he was quoted as saying




Horice 🙂

(That's two nations offended in one article \o/)






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