Swedes are preparing

Day 2,425, 16:13 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Avalokitesvara

Beloved ones: in the ancient times there was a bro' religion to dioism: djozikeism. They are still present in the political stucture of eHungary. The last religious government ruled by HUpakolas the governer, and living god, made a english translation of some ancient sacred texts. In this i find a chapter about swedes. It's a proof about they are up to something always. We need to observe them, because they're ready for everything allways. The best solution would be a occupation, martail law. But anyway there are some quotes regarding the plan.


They want to use the advantage given by snow.

The Enviousness
The population of Sweden, Norway and romania just grew and
grew. Their enviousness grew too and they also wanted such
a glorious and shiny city like Alfheim was. Oslo became more
and more glorious, but also all the Swedish and romanian cities
too, but they realized that they cannot create such a perfect
city like Djozike did and they cannot govern so well than Boris
the Blade. They decided to join together and demolish the city.
Djozike entrusted Gyadi, his faithful general, to organize the
army. Gyadi organized it through 120 day and night and in the
end he presented his plans to Djozike. He designed an army
made of copper, giant and strong robots which were made from
copper and who are able to defend our homeland. Djozike had
never created robots so, as a try, he created one, but it was
weak and couldn’t think, he only said sometimes some sen-
tences randomly chosen, therefore he often contradicted him-
self, this robot got the name Vaclav from Djozike, and because
the Czech still had not had a leader, he donated to them, true
that the Czech government got in contradiction with himself
many times, but this robot was capably only that.
The Swedish army already were nearby, therefore all the popu-
lation of the village grabbed his hook and hammer and begun
to build the Copper Army.
Tip of the page: Did you know that you are now reading the Book
of Djozike?

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The Battle
The day before the battle 70 robots was completed. Gyadi
was content. The Blondes lined up on the battlefield, all
of them in yellow armor and blue swat-suit, their general,
CikkCakk was in the front of the army sitting on a moose.
The Copper Army lined up in 7 lines, all in glorious and
shiny armor, on their lear Gyadi sitting on the back of
an elephant and Djozike watched the development of the
battle from the back of a dragon. The fear could be read
from the faces of the Swedish soldiers.
“Basshunter,ikea, CikkCakk” sounded the Swedish battle-cry.“
we dine in the hell!” responded the cry of the robots
and the battle has begun. Legs, heads, arms, horses, pid
bulls was flying all over. The Swedish didn’t have any
chance, the field of the battle was red from the blood. Sev-
eral millions of Swedish died and only one has survived,
on the oppose to the Copper Army, who have lost only 14.
The one survived soldier they tortured and they found
out that the Norwegians would attack two days later, the
Romanians would arrive five days later with a large army.
That day Gyadi dreamed a wonderful construction, he dis-
covered that if the machines got water-guns, they would be
much stronger. Still that day he equipped the 56 robots
and prepared them for the battle. The Norwegians at-
tacked from an ambush as the Swedish soldier had said,
but the Copper Army was prepared for them.
“this is alfheim” could be heard the cry.

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Ancient Pakistani monument nearby Äs, Middelfart and Horred.


It was a merciless battle, only 2 robots were destroyed, and
the Norwegians had so many casualties that could have
been mount a hill of them. The copper army and Gyadi
were waiting triumphantly the appearance of Romanians
on the battle-field. But the Romanians have not come
themselves, but instead they send C-category citizens from
India to fight for them.
“watch that gazsi, that is colored metal!” sounded their frightening shouting.

Did you know swedes are recyclable?

The copper army got so scared
they were not able even to cry. The battle ended swiftly...it
was a devastating loss. Djozike could only save Gyadi by
hazarding his own life and they hurried to the village.
There they noticed Boris the Blade about the danger, and
Gyadi destroyed the blueprints of the Copper Robots, and
their water guns he took along with him. The metal deal-
ers arrived to the village too soon, they killed the women,
raped the men, only Djozike, Gyadi and Boris the Blade
were able to fled to the nearby Nyitra settlement

We need to act soon! They're preparing for something. As ususal something pig disgusting. They're against us! Hit first: they're up to something.