Stop Dapper [Earn Yourselves Tanks]
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by Rob the Bruce
Well the medias gotten a bit bland, hasn't it? Even our old friend Dapper's picked up on that, and unfortunately he now has the ability to GET TOP 5 WITHOUT BUYING VOTES. Oh god, we've got to stop him and push it down!
Um... what gets articles into top 5... maybe a joke?
What do cows read to get up to date on the latest stories? The Moo York Times huehuehuehue
Redheads?
Other attractive females?
Leaks from congress PMs?
God damn it congress do something funny, it's for the sake of the nation dammit.
I dunno where this article's actually going, I maybe shouldn't ad-lib to this extent... Actually I have some bloody tanks in my storage, how about this eUK?
WRITE DECENT ARTICLES, GET TANKS, STOP DAPPER GETTING MORE ARTICLES INTO THE TOP 5
Aye that'll bloody do.
eUKers, I'm gonna be looking through the media for the rest of the week and read some stuff, and whenever somebody writes an article I deem "alright", that somebody will earn themselves 10 Q7 tanks. So basically write an article that isn't rubbish, get 10 tanks. Gr8 innit?
How do I make this seem better... in aid of the NHS? Sure that'll do, good job brain
Tell ye what, if you lot also manage to keep Dapper out of the top 5 articles through the weekend I'll also give 10 gold to the lovely chaps at the NHS. If you fail... I guess I'll chuck a bit of q1 food at Fataliix so I can still feel generous.
You'd better get started, before Dapper drives us all up the wall with his crap tier trolls. I don't care what the article's about, do a Scottish Independence one for all I care, just make it more interesting than DapperNews so as to not defeat the whole point.
TL😉
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WRITE A NONE CRAP ARTICLE
GET GIVEN 10 Q7 BY ME FOR IT
STOP DAPPER
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PROFIT
NHS MIGHT GET BASICALLY ALL MY GOLD
-Rob the Bruce
Bonus pic so the article looks bigger:
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Voted!! o7
Kind of want this to fail now.
Also, that better not be the 10 gold I gave you for TG upgrades you lil shit.
My TGs are upgraded, honest....
Bonus pic ftw \o/
voted for the sake of the top-five-ness
Voted
there you go: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/change-your-avatar-rob-the-bruce--2446968/1/20
voted
o7
Voted - but in the interests of equality.... WHERE'S THE BEEFCAKE?????
shall i revive the "for the ladies, etc" bit in TGIF tomorrow?
I'd rather not taint my search history...
I don't mind a bit! http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/your-friday-beefcake--2447528/1/20
Voted - just for the first 2 words of the articles title
Dappy's deleted his article .. was on 30 votes, that's the target
Pity he just doesn't delete his account. Permanently.
been trying to get the admins to catch him out .. to no avail
I used to report him a lot for his insults, which were quite awful, and they did nothing. I guess he spends too much money here.
Voted.
Voted, please vote and comment me people, I've got a 4th article planned once this one hits 25 comments for the mission
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/improving-the-game-part-iii-2446479/1/20
freeing schotland helps!
Butt naked ?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/all-the-very-same-butt-naked-2446534/1/20
Shall we debate?
No.
not just the article made bigger :3
Voted. Bonus pic was the clincher.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2447779/1/20