Star Trek jokes to earn me 25 comments
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by Mohawk Warrior
25 comments Please!
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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Klingons are not afraid of the dark!
Captain's log:
...Ran out of toilet paper. Klingons win again...
Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?
A: The Captain's Log.
Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes? Cats keep trying to cover them up.
Learn to speak Klingon, only 500 bucks! http://www.kli.org/
25 comments Please! Kapla!
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Good stuff!
No boobs, no comment
i think you screwed that up bud...
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg.
o7
Looool
a comment from a guy who has never watched Star Trek :/
Poor Klingons.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000
Q: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
A: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."
Make it so.
to young to understand ... sadly!
Is there some sort of age demographic that's too young to have seen Star Trek on TV but too old to have figured out how to use Netflix?
No, but I got a lot to see! Just started Mad Max, going after Terminator after that.
Star Trek is on the list, but I need time. So ... that's why my age is a good reason!
That's funny. Mad Max is on my list next. I decided I didn't care enough about Terminator to bother watching them all.
Star Trek is on Netflix now?
I've got no idea, to be honest. I use KAT and uTorrent for my tv. And a cheap antenna.
But apparently, yeah. Next Gen. anyways.
These jokes are pretty bad. The comment jokes are outshining you.
Kapla
Didn't read 0/10,
comment 🙂
Work as a captain.
Ensign "Captain there hailing us".
Worf "Ramming speed".
o7
Live long and prosperous.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Zero. The question is illogical: Pon Farr cannot occur within the limited physical dimensions of the inside of the average light bulb.
here is number 25
Well, I don't know any good Star Trek jokes, but I do have an idea for a movie about an alcoholic cowboy called "Pass the Whiskey". It's pretty great stuff.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/diffidati-sempre-presenti-319245/1
comment me back, bruh
Yeah! comment him back, or else. (else he won't get a comment back.)