Springtime is Here

Day 2,319, 15:28 Published in USA USA by seeker1


Officially the first day of spring this year was March 20th. However for me it was yesterday, when the weather proved the snow predicted by meteorologist wrong. I'm sure it wasn't the same for the rest of you. Anyhow, to celebrate, we will be having a SPRING CONTEST! Woot!



Spring contest will start on April 8th, 2014, so mark that date on your calendars! I will be posting more details about the contest on the forums, so be sure to look out for the thread.

I noticed jokes being shared on IRC, and I would like to share some of the ones that I really enjoyed.

“ A 'C', an E-flat, and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors.”

so Pavlov is out for a drink at a bar and the phone rings. he exlaims “Shit! I forgot to feed the dog!!!”

“ what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"here come the elephants!"”



I hope you enjoyed these jokes as much as I did! 😃

O7
LTG Vrpanch
XO, Airborne


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