So, What now?

Day 2,169, 10:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Norfolk

Hey all,

As you may know, I've been out the loop for quite a while and need a bit of a hand. You see, I'm bored as hell and looking for something fun to do around here. Fun is still a thing here, right?

One major consideration, I want to have to put in as little effort as humanly possible. Frankly working takes up too much effort for my liking so don't ask me to move countries, fight x amount of times then do a backflip.

Is there any non committal fun to be had around here?