Since everyone is doing it ...

Day 1,019, 13:49 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Paschoall

... I'll do it too.

I too wanna expose the candidates for tomorrows CP election.
Althou, I'll try to be at the same time more REALISTIC and Simplify things AND will give them advices:

Not the hammer, not the anchor, not the savageness... I present you:




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So let's start with the oldest, as they smell weird and lose memory quickly ...


5n4keyes



- Candidate's key-words: old, fart, british
- Candidade's description in a few words: The most eIrish of the Brits. Knew Tutankamon in person.
- Pasch's advice to candidate: Don't run for CP. Go to a retirement home in Finland, heard they have great internet conections there.



Now, let's move on to the grumpy

Dubhthaigh



- Candidate's key-words: statue, left, guitar, eeconomy
- Candidade's description in a few words: He's a happy statue. The happiest of the candidates. Always positive, smiling. Very supportive to people. (...not)
- Pasch's advice to candidate: Don't run for CP. Move Dallas, make a TexMex band and climb the music success ladder.




Let's now talk about politics

Octavius Dryst




- Candidate's key-words: politics, dark side, friend
- Candidade's description in a few words: Very experienced earth politician looking for a death star to rule.
- Pasch's advice to candidate: Don't run for CP. Move another galaxy, start a new civilization. Or play spore.




Moving on to the laaadies

Nogin the Nog



- Candidate's key-words: economy mastermind, spider-men's lover, GM
- Candidade's description in a few words: Very experienced GM and eEconomist. Doesn't like crime nor a messy MM
- Pasch's advice to candidate: Don't run for CP. Move to Brazil and date a Ninja. Stay away from spiders.





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CONCLUSION :
Snake - No, he smells
Dubh - No, he can't move
Oct - No, he's going to turn us to the Dark side
Nogin - No, she's not available for relationships
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Hope you all enjoyed.
Best wishes,
Paschoall
Minister of Blue Balloons