Scottland FTW!

Day 572, 20:43 Published in USA USA by fivescott


I am announcing my bid to be the first empress of the soon to be formed country SCOTTLAND!


We will all be chillin with beautiful weather in our kilts. Each household will be furnished with surround-sound bagpipe music streamed in by the Dropkick Murpheys and Fred Morrison courtesy of Sony. Our very first meal of haggis will be the first day after the admis cut the ribbon and open our country.

But SRSLY, I would really like to have the opportunity to help create a new and exciting country.
I will be expanding on my plan further in the coming days. Look for updates!

P.S.-the spelling of "Scottland" is pissing off William Shafer...so you should ALL VOTE IT UP!