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Pot pourri

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The word "aerobics" came into common usage after a convention
of gym instructors decide😛 "If we're going to charge $50.00/hour
for this, we can't just call it 'Jumping Up and Down!'"

-- unknown

Jokes

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When my son was about four years old, we were driving down the road.
I took a drink of my coffee, the lid came off and coffee spilled all
over me. I mumbled a little bit, and pulled over to wipe up the mess.

My son rolled his eyes, shook his finger at me and admonished, "That
is exactly why you are NOT supposed to drink and drive!"

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How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde
waitress walked into the bar.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street
and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his
car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was
broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from
fainting!"

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An Indian walks into a coffee shop with a shotgun in one hand,
and the lead for a male buffalo with the other. He says to the
waiter: "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the
Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts
the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to
splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up
to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says. "Training for position in
United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.