Rylde's House
Rylde
This is to notify you lessers that your massah will be running in NWT this month for congress. I was going to post a pic in here, but i'm lazy and your not worth the effort.
NWT is my house this is more a warning than an announcement of candidacy. NWT belongs to me. Its my house and i win there every month I run. So don't waste your time and go crawl to another province thats sorry enough to elect you.
AGAIN RUN FOR CONGRESS IN NWT IF YOU ENJOY FAILURE.
Highlights of my last this current term.
Two times failed to impeach Kazzy the prez. First was for lulz and 2nd was cause Addy thought he had a voice still and was relevant. I had fun and it was enntertaining so i see it as a success.
Made 7 gold this term so far off of sold Citizenships. I try to get more but gold has risen as we all know so another success in my books. Just doing my part to take advantage of third worlders.
QUICK NOTES
Banned from congress for a week.
Temp banned from eCan IRC for saying a certain ex general of CAF had a fat behind and have now nicknamed said person as Jabba.
Spear headed increased military funding.
Messed with DAL PP elections directly abusing my power in MDP.
Offered Rolo Tahmasee a congressional spot for lulz.
Less congressional warnings than Kazzy's stupid govt proposals and I had alot of warnings so what does that say.
Anyways i'm done waving my own flag of glory. See you dumptrucks in congress next month.
Rylde 's Advice of the Day
If it don't stink don't bother with a condom. No worries coathangers were invented for a reason.
Comments
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Will send you a free gun for a vote and comment below.
impressive platform, voted
It's good to see that this is the kind of person that eCanada sees fit for Congress. Shame on eCanadian voters.
Rylde has no right to be in Congress, and he knows it and would probably tell you if you asked.
Don't "Leave it to Beaver", Vote Wally Cleaver
Wally your comment has hurt my deep down inside.
I was wondering why NWT smelled like swamp ass
Rylde rend ça intéressant, c'est certain.
Whats that frenchie. Your gurgling your own hot steamy load of _ _ _.
Rylde is someone that you can count on to be Rylde. And he only needs one chair in parliament.
lol i'd still vote for ya
Vote TemujinBC for Congress in NWT, under the Union Nationale!
trollolololo
MASSaH Rylde MASSAH
looks like a winning platform to me...
voted!
voted!
lol epic platform!
That's advice you can use!
Vote MDP!
Vote Homer J in BC and Rylde in NWT
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