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Hello all!

I would like to begin by saying a big thank you to anyone who has donated money to the NHS fundraiser so far. We have already raised over £35,000 GBP and with my matching of %50 of the donations, means that there is less than £5,000 remaining til we reach our target. So keep on shouting and helping, and hopefully we will hit our target by the end of the weekend!



Title Raffle and RFP

Over the past week, people have bought tickets for the title raffle and nominated players for the royal family prize. Participation was slightly lower than previous months, but then it is summer and people have better things to do than erep. (Either that or everyone is poor because of the RM drops).

The Royal Family Prize aims to reward community spirit and to acknowledge the unsung heroes of the eUK. Each month we have nominations followed by a voting period. The Nominations are now closed, and the top 3 nominees are:

Mick Cain, for motivating the eUK and running a top notch MU (RN).

Horice G Fossil, for being Horice and keeping our spritis up.

And last months winner, Alan Warwickshire for running the NHS.


Use this doc to cast your vote, and help circulate the poll for wider coverage with shouts and votes and whatever means you have to disseminate the most important google doc ever.

The winner shall receive a 1k bag of plunder and a title of their choice.



And now for the title draw:

Using a random number generator, each title was assigned a number, which allocated to the numbers bagsi’d by the readers. If a number was selected that no one had chosen, I rerolled. Simples!

The list of which player had what number is here.

This months titles were:

a. Baron [PYO]
The number generated was… 10!
Meaning Sir Morton is the winner.

b. Marquess [PYO] + 100 GBP
The number genderated was… 16!
Making Daniel Pen the winner. Androgyny is a good thing.

c. Earl of Sandwich + 10 Q7 Guns
The number genieated was… 22!
Making Acroc our newest chef.

d. Count [PYO]
The number generated was… 7!
Meaning that Neil Lewis is the gentrified calculator.

e. Knight who says ‘Ni’
The number generated was… 29!
Making Rob the Bruce the eUK’s newest walking python reference.

f. A Court Tartlet + 200 GBP
The number generated was… 17!
Making Massacar the King’s new bit on the side.

g. Royal Bobloist Chaplain
The number generated was… 15!
Meaning that Zaphod the Kinky Dominatrix is our new Religious representative. How apt.

h. Lord Chancellor + 20 Q5 Food
The number generated was… 23!
Making iAdrastos Lord Fancypants.

i. Royal Jam Peddler + 10 Q7 Guns
The number generated was… 9!
Meaning that Blue Skye is now the most influential person in the commonwealth.

j. Squire
The number generated was… 28!
Which means that Apronchef is now a royal lackey.

Thus concludes precedings!



Remember to vote for the winner of the Royal Family Prize (they get a title and a sack of cash) and if you haven’t already, contribute to the NHS Fundraiser!

Thanks for Reading.
Mr Woldy.

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To apply for the ‘Woldy’s Young Achievers’ Scheme, be below level 25 an😛
Request a welcome ingame (via PM): 15 Q7 Guns + 20 Q5 Foods.
Post on the forum thread: 10 Q7 Guns + 20 Q5 Foods.
Get elected a Congressmen or PP: 10 Q7 Guns + 10 Q5 Foods.


As part of the Royal Writers, every player under level 25 who releases an article with at least a paragraph of decent content, whether it be political, humorous, or informative, will receive 150 GBP. Any writer under level 30 who gets an article into the top 5, will receive 300 GBP. Message me for your prize.


The Royal Fun Fund is a program which aims to encourage fun and games in the eUK by bankrolling prizes for contests, quizzes and other fun stuff. If you have an idea for an entertainment program, message me to apply for prize money funding!

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