Redcoats
Armour144
Who remembers the glorious days when the UK were our rivals? And we'd go charging off into battle screaming "I stand ready to kill Redcoats" or some variety of that. Unfortunately, being occupied by Spain has prevented us from fighting the brits.
But being the resourceful Canadian Reformation Party President that I am, I have devised a wonderful solution!
We'll all beat up on Pat Harper! 😃
The only requirement to fulfill your desire to beat up Redcoats is to join the CRP! So what are you waiting for? Pat Harper can't stand around waiting all day, and this poorly forged signature of his on this binding contract is only going to pass as legitimate for so long, so you'd best hurry up and join the CRP.
Armour144
CRP Party President
Supplier of Redcoats in Times of Need
Mediocre Signature Forger
Comments
oh noes PTO
Pat Harper is ready to beat up Pat Harper!
haha voted for pat the piñata 😉
There is more Pat Harper then just Pat Harper.
As no one important, I fully endorse this message.