Recipe I - Kösher Turkey Cake
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Selam Aleyküm Sadıklar,
To wait for this week-end to come,
Let's make a simple cake
Which will enjoy our heart
And give us force & courage
For the days to come.
Enough of todays fashion
for vegans,
helal and
gluten-free
;
Today we'll make
a Kösher Turkey Cake!
If it's good for yew,
it's good for you too!
Don't worry we don't need all of that!!
In fact,
I learned this recipe in my childhood.
My parents chose a nurse close of my home.
A Jewish family with a lot of boys and girls.
At first I wouldn't eat what they gave me,
but my Granma told me:
"If you can take a shower with a jew,
You sure can eat with them"
My Grand Mother : Enayi Gülen
R.I.P. :'(
Not sure of what she meant at that time,
But I shared time with a girl from this family.
She had curly hair all over her body
In which I liked to pass my fingers.
She taught me recipes,
I taught her
How to be a good doctor.
She's now a decent woman,
Leading some LGBT movement in Ashdod.
So basically,
To make Kösher Turkey Cake,
Take a lot of ingredients,
Put them like this:
and like that:
to get that fabulous cake:
Here is the one I made for me tonight:
Y-U-M-M-Y
isn't it?
Once ready,
Don't forget to eat it
Or to use it for your skin.
Here is the full article about cake and skincare.
Thanks for your time,
You little greedy!
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May we make ays scrim next time.
Allah bless Kıbrıs.
-Captain cook
Comments
hahaha yummy x1453
People would swim to have a slice, indeed.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
http://tinyurl.com/jhnr6nw
Wonderful!
Is it from the Quran?
no
its from lazytown
LT is Islam revival
https://youtu.be/zicPBr2eyWc
muhterem hocam kur'an-ı kerim şeklinde pasta yapmak caiz midir?
Evet, oglum.
You can make it and bring 72 virgins to eat it with you.
Allah has a place for true believers like you, and for virgins with a big appetite.
very muvaffak
çok kind
so many lovely things to eat. but until the 15 of august we have to just eat those lovely potatoes and carrots...
and this lovely jew! < 3
i didnt know that you are a hu man e a t er
People need to survive with what Allah gave to them.
If you make helal or kösher of a human being
I think I could swallow it!
better eat sweets than pussy although pussy is gluten free
ozet gec pic 🙁
I came while crying
Next recipe must be : how to make a halal kebab with cow meet killed from a Indian butcher