Quis number 2!!!!!!!
Day 1,555, 07:06
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by Morten Asphaug
Welcome back to my quiz
This time i have NO IDEA what the answer is but if u come with good or/and funny answers a reward with your name is comming to u
1: If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
2: How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
3: Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
4: If you run backwards will you gain weight?
5: If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
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I must admit the first picture made me laugh ahahhahahah
Soon I'll give the answers. Don't have time now.
1: "to pull a Homer" You know.... When you actually succeed by pure luck 😁
2: This one is really easy 😁. It's because we all have a guardian angel named "Ruler fartioso". This is the angel that keeps the world at bay because he keeps the bad devil named Baby-Sack Macman away. But when people makes silly mistakes the mistake queen of Barbarosa comes to town, and Ruler Fartioso is deeply in love with the queen, so he goes away to try and get into her sugar basket. When Ruler Fartioso is away, well i don't think i need to say it, but when he is away your surroundings are defenseless. So the match that Fartioso would blow out is now free to burn up the whole world. But with the help of Firemen and Fartiosos return, we will be saved. The reason why you need so many to light up a campfire is because Ruler Fartioso is a F¤#%#ing bastard.
3: Because everyone is in a rush to get to a bathroom. This term was first used when a ,unlucky, Queen Elizabeth choose the wrong place to eat seafood. On the way home she was getting some serious diarrhea cramps and asked the driver to rush her home. The reason why this term got tucked in our brain is because the queen never made it to a bathroom. She had to open up her window..... And to this day all roads are still black, a simple form of British humor for everyone to enjoy.... Accept for the queen. If you wounder why she is in the castle so much. Now you know.
4: No. But you will most likely wake up at the hospital after getting run over by a car you didn't see.
5: Because they are all heavily involved in the Russian mafia. It's like the prostitution industry, without the sex. If you don't pay for her and her friends, well let's just say that you will sleep with the fang fishes in the near future. Are you people really that stupid that you don't see the resemblance of "Babushka" and "Barbie"? They are all dolls and start with a "B"!!!! Coincidence.... I think NOT!!!!
1) Both. You succeeded in failing
2) That's just the Law of Murhpy - unfortunately
3) Everyone is rushing somewhere - tho it normally lasts more than an hour
4) No, but you might break some bones
5) Barbie the doll has doll (and dull) friends. Her Facebook friends comes for free.
plz share with others, a good laugh prolongs life 😃
1: you fail
2: Murphy's law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".
http://markbiwwa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/murphys-law.jpg
3: Because people are rushing to take boogers of their nose
4: No, but you will fall down and break your pen*s
5: Barbie is an attention whore, that why she need so many "friends"
1- you failed and suceeded
2- because the fire spreads faster on grass than on wood
3- because people want to get right in their jobs or at home
4- no, but you will get a job in a circus
5- because for it to be popular, need to have "people"
1: You've confounded Zeno.
2: Because the Forest is so damn eager.
3: "Rush" does not refer to the traffic. It refers to the clock which moves double speed during those times.
4: Yes, but only on the moon.
5: :Blonde: