Psyciatrist vs Bartender
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by gsfdgfs
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
How much do you charge?'
$600 per visit,' replied the expert.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later, he met me on the street.
'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, $600 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $20. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new car!'
'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THOSE LEARNED DOCTORS...
GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER.
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Good stuff
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nice.
Hiccup!
I'll drink to that
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lame joke. mike tyson has beaten everyone so hears there is a guy who everyone is afraid off in the old transvaal so he goes there. he ask the petrol attendant do you know where i can get big john. petrol attendant cowers and looks around and say dont say his name out aloud he goes to the hotel often. so mike goes to the hotel's bar orders a drink and after receiving it he ask bartender where is big john i want to fight him. bartender falls on his ass and points to the swinging doors of the bar. in walks a man 8 foot high with legs as broad as tree trunks and arms to match. nervously mike tyson laughs and hands him his drink and say I'm Mike tyson and always wanted to meet you big John whereby the giant cowers and drops to the floor and in a tiny voice say is Big John here.
mr tayto announces his new plans as MOC first he says we will take a spacecraft to the sun. You are stupid everyone says are you crazy man you will burn to death. Mr Tayto looks at them and chuckles and say you are stupid we will go at night
now that is jokes. poor irish cant even tell a good joke
That make ZERO sense, go practice your english before you come and simply troll anthers players good hearted article. This is completely uncalled for.
there is nothing wrong with my english ya silly girl
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