Plato, Stahp

Day 2,615, 07:36 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Hail Astrid


At first, I was like, meh.


But then...




And it was free the first time.




But all I got were two lousy energy bars.




Then it asked me to play again for a small fee.




Um... wut?




I aired my concerns to the public (i.e. my 8 friends) and was met with similar grievances.



Note the pop-ups constantly tempting users (and messin' wit their viewing on mobile browsers, yo.)


Plato, I beg you.
End this madness.


Or face my wrath.