One day of a Troll's life

Day 665, 05:35 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

Dear All,


Again, this is just a fiction. It is the day of an everyday troll. But if you think this character resembles to someone you know, please nominate him in a comment! Have a great time!

From 00.00 to 01.00. WORK
I am too tired, but I am still so creative! So prepare the texts on the clipboard. Trolling, as usual. Serbians are cowards, Serbians are cowards, Hungary Epic fail, Peace is imperialist, Ukraine is independent.
Start with the quality stuff: Croatia 1 minute is more than enough, nothing new, we are the bravest of the braves. Hungary: uhh, these guys never answer to me, why don’t they speak Croatian? Indonesia…ok, forget it. Ahhh, and here is my favourite. Serbia. Damn, Lunatic2903 is lazy. Lipec is lazy, vonMartin is just very very busy. But what is this? 400 votes on a Serbian article in 10 minutes? Montaigne, the bastard! I have no mood to read it. He is so sarcastic! Damn, I cannot place any more a comment on the first page…never mind second page is also ok for a guy like me. „PEACE FAILS, HAIL EDEN, HAIL FORTIS”, tomorrow I will read the article itself.

From 01.00 to 02.00 SLEEP
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Mom! A nightmare! Hungarian tanks are marching in Varazdin! Help, Help! Get the Q5, get the Q5, attack! I mean, DEFEND! Where is the Spanish army? Where is the Swedish army? Where is the Romanian army? (our army anyway does not matter)



-Relax my son, Romanian nurses are here

From 02.00 to 04.00 INTELLECTUAL WORK
Reading articles. Trying to understand. Hard stuff. Check the wellness: it is 99. At least in the game everything is OK. Walk out to the fridge. Looks damn scary. But I am brave.



-No, I better do not need the lemonade. Go back to sleep.

From 02.00-04.00 INTENSIVE SLEEP,
Wake up all of a sudden.
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! Mom! Where is the USA army? Where is the Romanian army? Did anybody write some pertinent article, maybe about me?



- It is nothing my son, just relax. Sleep well, you are safe at home!
-OK, I know enemy is working in the background, they are just pretending to sleep. But I keep my eyes open.

From 04.00 to 06.00 Trolling some articles in Indonesia.
-„Hail Eden, Hail Fortis, Peace Epic Fail”, what else…nothing, OMG today I am so creative! Mom will be proud on me. I also do the same comments in the Serbian economic news, since it is strongly related with my comments.

From 06.00 to 07.00 GOING TO WORK

From 07.00 to 15.00 STAY AT WORK WITH MAXIMUM WELLNESS



From 15.00 to 16.00 STAY OVERTIME in order for the wellness not to drop

From 16.00 to 17.00 GO HOME, take another strong lemonade

From 17.00 to 18.00 eRepublik time
-I created some new slogans. I am so proud on myself: „Hail Eden, Hail Fortis, Peace Epic Fail” I looks so genuine. Let’s put it in some Serbian article, maybe statistics…no, that is boring…OK, lifestyle article! Damn, these Serbian guys know how to do party time! Let’s write: „Croatia is the BEST!” It is my best comment of the day!

From 18.00 to 19.00 DINNER WITH FRIENDS (actually alone)
I am so good in writing, I wish I have the time to write an article of my own. These Hungarian guys are getting on my nerves. They never respond to me. I write something new and original in their articles (to be translated with google to Hungarian): „Hail Eden, Hail Fortis, Peace Epic Fail”. I know they will appreciate it.

From 19.00 to 23.00 eRepublik basic stuff
-Work
-Train
-Fight! Wellness =97! Perfect! Now let’s find some challenging battlefiled! Thailand vs Philippines, Fight, Heal, Fight, Fight (get a wellness box), Fight, Fight (get some gifts from the org), Fight! Let’s buy some Q5 weapon now! I am perfect! I will become a battle hero! Hail Fortis, Hail Eden!

From 23.00 to 23.30 TV BREAKING NEWS!

-What?


-Mom! Did You see? Hungary attacked Northwest Croatia!
-No, my son, it is something else:



-A giant asteroid is going to hit our Planet and we will all die!
-Oh, mom, that’s OKAY, I thought it was something more serious. Mom, I made up a new slogan: „Free Ukraine!”

Note: any resemblance with Suc…I mean with anybody is a matter of pure coincidence.

montaigne