Offers! Offers! and more Offers!

Day 1,786, 06:08 Published in Canada Canada by Lord Penguin

Hello eCanada! (and the rest of you cretins)

I'm Penguin your resident honey badger, and have I got a deals for you!

My first awesome offer, that totally ruin this game!
Join my MU and receive absolutely nothing!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/652

My second awesome deal is this!
Send me money and gold and receive 44% of my fucks for this game!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/donate-items/1517653

And new this time! (Although I probably should keep it under wraps to avoid outrage)
Make up a name for our loving Admins! The best one will receive $0.69 CAD 😃 (or maybe nothing)
Some examples are these!
Cock (that is a rooster obviously) sucking Ebola ridden leeches
or
Bunch of maggot infested parasitic wasps!

Good luck everyone!