Offers! Offers! and more Offers!
Lord Penguin
Hello eCanada! (and the rest of you cretins)
I'm Penguin your resident honey badger, and have I got a deals for you!
My first awesome offer, that totally ruin this game!
Join my MU and receive absolutely nothing!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/652
My second awesome deal is this!
Send me money and gold and receive 44% of my fucks for this game!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/donate-items/1517653
And new this time! (Although I probably should keep it under wraps to avoid outrage)
Make up a name for our loving Admins! The best one will receive $0.69 CAD 😃
(or maybe nothing)
Some examples are these!
Cock (that is a rooster obviously) sucking Ebola ridden leeches
or
Bunch of maggot infested parasitic wasps!
Good luck everyone!
Comments
~hyuu~s and hugs will now be 1 gold each.
penguin is wearing his +2 sardonic cloak and sassy boots of sarcasm today.
Doin anything in this game will require 1 gold soon, better save up
You know, you can just leave if you hate it that much...
But if he left we'd miss him. 😛
Who has the other 56%?!
I demand to know!
I would leave but that would save them server money, also people seem to like me
like Pengiun??!? I love Penguin!!
Yay! :3
"also people seem to like me"
They certainly SEEM to...
There should be an offer to get ppl to join the game and 2 click for life without ever buying or spending gold
to use the server space of course
I would leave a comment but it costs 1g...
penguin!
very nice i would like to call the admins bumble beet and rotten ham spread san-wiches
I approve this article!
Skillz was here!
I say Adminicons, like Decepticons but not quite. plus the suffix could be amusing aswell.
Why are you so angry today Honey-Penguin-Badger?
P. Magee
lol James, voted
Well if no one else is entering the contest for 0.69 CAD or nothing! I will (In a year that could equal like 100 Gold!!)
Admin Nickname1: Useless as sweat glands on a civil servant
Admin Nickname2: Wally Cleaver (a synonym for Nickname1)