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Is it a lack for common sense or just an easy way to upset someone and undermine them, when you make blatently insulting observations about them; which usually make people want to follow the footsteps of Maralyn Munroe. That is to top themselves, not to stand over an extremely blustery drainpipe so that everyone can see whether you go 'Al Fresco'.

So, yes. Observation. I myself, love to make observations to people I sincerely despise, as it is an easy way to make people feel self conscious every time they go to eat. I write stand-up comedy, and it is definetly circled around observation. It's like, when you see a sign saying 'Sale! Everything must go!', I think, 'Well isn't that pretty much the idea of a shop anyway? To sell everything?'. Or perhaps when I was in London about a year ago, I saw a tramp (or 'Street Dweller', as we must be Politically Anal), who literally punched a low flying pigeon out of mid air. I looked at the cloud of feathers and the Street Dweller who had gone to pick up his prize, and thought, 'How hungry have you got to be?'. Either that or he hated pigeons as much as Ken Livingstone.

When it comes to blogs and other such meaningless articles, I find myself falling into the category of 'Grammar Nazi', finding myself drawn into pointing out, some people's inherent inability to speak and spell their primary language, if it is English. For example, if I go and type, say, Rihanna into youtube. I will no doubt find a series of spelling and sentences, which are some sort of mutated strain off English. Let's give it a go:

'dis song n video r great'
- XtopgalX

Thank you for that insightful comment. I don't mind if the dialect is to prove a point, like the John Agard and his series of poems... But this? This is pure unadulterated defecation of a pretty good language. Well there is very little I can do, as of yet.

I'd also like to point out to all you smarmy individuals that make observations. When I haven't shaved, don't assume I'm growing a beard- I may have just given up the will to put a piece of rusty metal to my face, as it gives me the impulsion to end everything. When I'm wearing a suit, don't assume I'm going anywhere fancy, perhaps I like wearing them as I get the room around the waist I prefer, without dabbling in fucking elastic, belts or string.

I think I'm going to go shout at my neighbour now.

Baron Chris
www.baronchris.blogspot.com

PS. I don't usually do thank you's, as I hold contempt for the majority of this Earth, but thank you to Jim Timber for spotting out my link problem.