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No fun, no nothing

Day 3,089, 20:22 • Published in Norway Finland

• by Elquee

INTRO
I don´t like what is happening in eNorge. Ah no, wrong: I do not like what is NOT happening in eNorge.
And I do have the feeling that something is not right. Very strange.

SOLUTION
So, in case you are looking for me, I am over there playing with the elgs, since noone cares for them anymore. I think I´ll train them too, so they can become war-elgs.
They will get very pretty uniforms and I´ll teach them to behave like tanks. This will be a nice surprise for future enemies, when they see the elg-army, dressed in pink, rolling towards them. Ha!

OUTRO
In case you think "this woman is really not amused": Yes, she is.