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Since there seems to be less to talk about yesterday, I shall now exercise my personal skill: complaining. While it's always nice to have a break from the hustle and bustle of an ever-changing world, a newspaper can never survive on calmness. Especially when that paper happens to be American. So far I managed to salvage a few things for me to complain about. If it can work for Fox News, than it can work for "America, by The People" as well!

For this paragraph, I'd like to discuss Dioism and what we could all replace it with. While it was declared the national religion by President Woxan, there are always more interesting alternatives. For all intents and purposes, I'll let you all decide on whether we should convert our nation to Haruhiism or Godzillaism. Both are just as valid. Considering all Dioists worship sand, why not instill a new religion that worships a giant radioactive dinosaur? It sounds a lot more fun, doesn't it? Or, perhaps we could declare the almighty Suzumiya deified.

All joking aside, there are still things to discuss. Europe and South America happen to be particular hotspots in terms of warfare. With eSerbia dethroned, I have a feeling that many nations in Europe are trying to fill in the space it left behind. While one should not be surprised by everything going on in Europe, South America's chaos caught me off-guard. Especially the war between eChile and ePeru as of late. Hopefully we fellow citizens will get to the bottom of this, although by the time I publish this I'm quite sure more than one person will explain it to me anyway.

As I keep sticking down your throats, "Citizen's Daily Quote" and "Citizen's Daily Opinion" are apparently invisible. Again (as I've said for the 12,783th time) anyone who submits one in message form has a very high chance of being featured in the next issue of this paper. If anyone has any idea on how to make these features more interesting or how to get more people to help out with it are more than welcome to tell me. Anyone. I'm not picky.