News Era #5, Choose Your Own Potato
Day 2,105, 05:04
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Hello News Era fans of New Era news from New Era!
Today is congress, where people decide who to give the front door keys to the country to. Also your feed gets spammed with all sorts of rubbish claims about eAge, eActivity, eExperience and other variables.
This issue we will take a close look at all of the contenders in this election. Used to be that you could actually pick your congressmen and use your vote tactically and intelligently, alas, now its just vote derp party. So what we will do is look at the groups of cretins who are running.
So now you are educated enough to make an informed decision. Seeing as New Era is currently under a Swedish-Canadian-Mexican PTO, I think I would avoid voting for them this month. Hopefully next month order will be restored and New Era will once again represent a New Era and not an Old Era or a Corrupt Era or an International Era...
As a small bonus, here is a summary of New Era's new direction, and why it is being thwarte
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Power crabs everywhere!
Beware the power crabs
thanks for this article, it helps .... us
your paint skills. +1
Stop Canada taking our country!
Voted for the logo infused snail trail.
I like the merkin on mediocre party #2, and the human centipede.
And I love Alice.
Everyone loves a good merkin.
If only the WRP were running congress members. Then we'd have some sensible people in the room of 40 maniacs which is congress.
Yeah.... So you guys should... like totally join us. Yeah, I suppose that's what I'm saying :3.
just because we have ex-eForeign players in the party doesn't mean they are PTOers
Xenophobia is abundant it seems. 😞
...although having such members after known PTOers have publically announced new PTOs can't really help your case.
Racist player !
^ Stupid player :3
So you admit you are racist then ?
lol, proper stupid
so please confirm you are racist ?
Leading questions are pretty stupid.
How is that racist?
not racist , just using rl nationalistic mumbojumbo to try and 'discredit' players with valid ideas
Exactly. It's not racist, so he needs to stop throwing that word around.
Dapper, why don't you just fuck off? You must be one of the most boring, tedious and idiotic players about.
delightful
Racism is where you criticise someone because of their ethnicity. He is not criticising their ethnicity, he's commenting on their assumed loyalties. If criticising people because of their assumed loyalties is wrong, I expect you to delete every article New Era made about TUP having MagicHereos as their CP candidate.
bs - for instance keers, and whilst I do tire of correcting you: people can be racist about Muslims irl because of their assumed loyalities. Used to be the same with the Catholics.
Muslims aren't a race dumbass. And if you question someone's loyalties because of the religious affiliation that isn't racism either. It is generalisation. If I say because you're a left winger you're loyal to the Soviet Union (as people used to say) that isn't racism is it? But communism, Islam, Catholicism etc are all ideologies.
So stupid it's beyond belief... it's like you were raised in a barn.
lol - sorry, you're wrong again Keers. People can be "racist" against Muslims and I've explained why. Narrowing the term "racism" to only cover matters of ethnicity rather than say, culture or religion, is just incorrect.
Racism is about ethnicity stupid. That's why it's called racism. Criticising culture or religion is perfectly fine. People choose to be Catholic or to oppose gay marriage. They don't choose to be asian or black.
Please don't make Panda cwy ;_;
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lol apron & dobble lol at human centipede \o/
Lol. Hey I am saying the same!
I am not usually racist, but whatever race CD belongs to .....
Ahahahahaha 'the other one' xD
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Horice (;
what is dis? ;_;
Your Comics are brilliant.