News Era #2, Introducing TACO

Day 2,079, 14:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Invalidation


Hello again and welcome to another news filled news era with all the new era news.

It seems like some of the landed elites of New Era are upset by my rise to the lynchpin position of Media Module Mechanic Maximiser Master. Namely wigibob seems to feel threatened by my willingness to use a voice.
Now in New Era + friends, having and expressing your own views is not only frowned upon, but a capital offence. Doing so is liable to make yourself a target for the New Era elitist troll brigade, and they will relentlessly abuse you in the hope that you leave. The need for uniformity is great indeed.
My response to this is that wigibob must in fact leave New Era right now, and never come back. In fact he should probably just quit erepublik in shame for his actions, maybe even do something stupid and irreversibly damaging in real life.

Onto the real news...

TACO: The Account Creators Organisation



Now that our hostile takeover movement is gaining a lot of ground, we feel confident enough to leave tantalising clues to our origin. Even we are happy to frankly sing to the world that New Era, Freemasons and RDP (Radical 'Democratic' Party) are absolutely riddled with the elitist inner circle of tyrants' multiple accounts.

TACO is the name for our alliance of parties in our eMexican takeover of eUK. The name reflects our recruitment policy of making many, many multiple accounts.
We need this group of parties so that we can stop the other, legitimate parties from using the full functionality of parties that eRepublik offers. A political party needs to be in the top 5 to 'count' or run for congress that is. Our aim is to use our multi-account inflated slave parties to keep real players from running for congress and fill it with our robotic mexican extras. When we have the majority in congress then we can impeach any president we don't like and unilaterally impose laws on the country without a democratic mandate!



If this aggressive thwarting of other peoples fun by abusing gameplay mechanics sounds like your kind of thing, then you should join one of the TACO parties.. be sure to remember to bring ALL your accounts though! We need the membership count to make our evil plans work!
If you're not into spoiling other people's fun and dislike cheating at games, then you should consider staying the heck away from us. We don't like people who abide by eRepublik terms & conditions, and we don't like fun. Join one of the scummy legitimate parties like TUP/UKPP/UKRP/ESO/etc where they don't use our mastermind tactics of lying cheating and outright bullying!