Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom!
Day 2,507, 16:50
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by Cody Caine
The meeting came to order when our Legion Grand Master Tonie pounded the hammer. The first order of business came when Aries Prime demanded Minister of Home Affairs Garmr share his special stash with the whole group, Garmr did not want to share as he claimed it was his prize for a personal victory over our enemies. Ultimately this issue was resolved when Garmr was forced to pay for dinner. Next the Nutty Secretary of Foreign Affairs Lancer demanded everyone bring him nuts, but since he's so small and squeaky I think I was the only one noticed this.
After that, the meeting shifted to focusing on our enemies, and who we would destroy next, it was decided we would send Denny [DMV3] a headless wooden horse [No word yet if he received it]. The Norwegians we sent a Swedish flag, as a sign of peace
😉, and we may or may not have been involved in some disappearances down by the docks.
After the meeting was over, Greeling brought in various women and everyone had a sexy party, that is still going on as you read this.
Regards, the Legion of Dooms meeting recorder
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We all know what this needs more of
greenling pls
I am interested in this special stash, the only thing I can think of is liter barrels of trenbolone and growth hormone. We'd all be mad swole motherfuckers if I shared that, I don't think the women of the world could contain their orgasms.
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Your secret stash huh? Maybe they're barrels of ale 🙂
I think somone is nuts here, small? Likes nuts? He su*king those nuts for pleasure? I personally believe everyone heard him ask for nuts but you were the only person showing interest caine!
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Well if you look at his Avatar, lancer uses a squirrel, so I make fun of this fact in a lot of these satire themed articles. I mean his news paper is the nuttly news. lol
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Lots, and lots of alcohol.