London is for Losers
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Day 1397 of the New World.
Until today, it has long been believed that the greatest disaster ever to befall the streets of London occurred over a 3 day period in September of 1666. Known widely as The Great Fire of London, that conflagration consumed over 13000 houses, 87 Churches - notably St. Paul's Cathedral, and displaced almost 90% of the city's residents.
Pushah.
London, meet your new overlords:
Not that Canada did this alone. It was the greatest example in months of Eden and Terra fighting side by side against the filth of a common enemy.
HAIL TERRA
HAIL EDEN
HAIL CANADA
Special congratulations surely must go to Alfagrem who futilely laid down over 10,600,000 in damage in the deciding battle. I hope he's got room left on that Mastercard for a bottle of Advil and a ball peen hammer.
Be sure to send him a sympathy card.
What's next?
Who cares!
Maybe now London will finally be graced with some attractive women.
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A Quick note for all members of a Military or Militia, remember to idle in #eus-war for coordinated mass attacks. These battle orders are a major key to our success. Your commander has instructions about how to gain your access.
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Do not miss tonight's eNPR (while idling in #eNPR).
Details are right here.
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Keep clicking fight,
Gnilraps
White House Press Secretary
Comments
INTO THE THAMES
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London's Burning o7
I support the Looting of London
Trololololol
http://i48.servimg.com/u/f48/15/18/06/73/untitl11.jpg
London Bridge can into Falling Down
I sit in a throne made of English bones.
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE
London bridge is falling down falling down falling down.... well you know the song, we got you.
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""Maybe now London will finally be graced with some attractive women""
Ahahahaha
Voted for the overlords and hot woman.
french canadian chicks are hawttt
OH CANADA!
You rock.
LOL... I guess One is too busy with their continued infighting to help out its "Friend" the Uk (More commonly referred to as Junior).
I wonder how poor ol Mcgoo is taking the bad news given that a few months ago he sent a message saying that the UK would love to work with us if only our military would abandon the JCS. I guess they got their answer. A nice big combat boot right up their english butts.
London bridge is falling downn .
London in flames o7
They will get it back in two days, at considerably less cost than was spent today ~_^
I can't wait for the article in which Dishmcds explains how either 1) it's all everybody else's fault, or 2) it's really all part of a grand strategy to trap Terra and EDEN.
I would like to try some Fish and Chips. Served with some nice maple syrup.
I knew my penis was in a leaf somewhere.
HAIL TERRA
HAIL EDEN
LONDON IS CANADIAN!
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All ur London R belong to Canananananada
I stand ready to point and huehuehuehue at redcoats.
you really are a bunch of children
(Points at Iain Keers and huehuehuehue's)
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Glad so much are happy 😉
Useless it is for it resources. It seems that eCanada lost Alaska. Smart fighting 😉
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English bros:
U mad?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/if-i-could-wake-up-in-a-different-place-could-i-wake-up-as-a-different-person--1866986/1/20