-I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
-My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
-I am able to raise and lower my blood pressure through concentration. Why might I want to raise it you ask? So I can lower it again.
-I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose....and a panther.
-I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
-I have never remember how to throw a boomerang, but it always comes back to me eventually.
-There is nothing on my horizon except everything.
-I once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as just 'The Islands'.
-I come from a long generation of farmers. My parents? Farmers. Grandparents? Farmers. Great Grandparents? Farmers. Before them? Farmers. Before that? Time-travellers. Before that? Me.
-I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.
-Did you know my thumb is joined by 15 interjoinable parts? Wrong. Don't believe everything you see on the internet.
(Okay so basically they're just a list of things I found funny and I put my name in them, but vote and subscribe for more Next Article - More on the DSP, due tomorrow evening.)
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