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Day 754, 02:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil
The Fail Church wants you !



We are looking for our Pope
Cardinals,Priests and followers today !

We have low Introductory offers for this week only !

Be Pope for only 25 gold per month
(Mitre and Cloak hire from .5 gold a week)

Cardinal a one off payment of 10 gold !

Priest for an unbelievable 1 gold a week !

Follower will only cost 50% of your wages a week !



Our mobile worship centre will be in your region soon !

so no need to find religion we're comming to find you !



We have a sliding scale of commandments,
the more you pay the less you have to obey.
Starting at a resonable 1 gold per commandment ignored !



So on your knees and get ready to join us today !


Bless you my children,Horice 🙂
(one off free blessing for more see below)


Special for a few days only !



Blessings £2.50 (normally £5.00) or two for £4.50
so don't delay hop on down and don't miss out !




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