I'm Thirsty
Day 941, 20:34
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by Mr. Hyphenated
Americans,
I come to you in a time of extreme need. I need your help. You see, I've got this insatiable thirst. I'm beyond parched. I've tried water, Gatorade, IV Fluids, you name it, but none of it has worked.
I've roamed the world, seeking out the best eDoctors. Not even Herr Vootsman has been able to help, despite his best efforts. Worse yet, this thirst should be killing me, but it isn't. So I can't be put out of my misery by waiting for the thirst to consume me.
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Dr. Vootsman couldn't help.
There's only one solution I haven't tried, but, America, I need your help. I need to drink the Servian's delicious tears of rage after they lose Liaoning. We gave it one hell of a shot last night, pushing Serbia further and further into debt. We busted our butts, and we came very close to succeeding. But no matter, we can try many times; we need only succeed once. So, please, America, help me drink their tears of rage. I need your help.
Love,
Mr. Hyphenated
I come to you in a time of extreme need. I need your help. You see, I've got this insatiable thirst. I'm beyond parched. I've tried water, Gatorade, IV Fluids, you name it, but none of it has worked.
I've roamed the world, seeking out the best eDoctors. Not even Herr Vootsman has been able to help, despite his best efforts. Worse yet, this thirst should be killing me, but it isn't. So I can't be put out of my misery by waiting for the thirst to consume me.
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Dr. Vootsman couldn't help.
There's only one solution I haven't tried, but, America, I need your help. I need to drink the Servian's delicious tears of rage after they lose Liaoning. We gave it one hell of a shot last night, pushing Serbia further and further into debt. We busted our butts, and we came very close to succeeding. But no matter, we can try many times; we need only succeed once. So, please, America, help me drink their tears of rage. I need your help.
Love,
Mr. Hyphenated
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yeah I could use a cold one myself, brb
ihazathirsty
Drink something
:>
I literally lold at this article. Well done sir.
how you tried baby blood?
lol'd
\o/
It looks like he's eating a brain
😨
good idea... that's what's been bothering me...
Well you failed so hard last try and coz u tried to kick us out of Liaoning your *allies* Spain lost 2 high wood regions 🙂 Owned 🙂
hehe good idea, i'm kinda thirsty too 😃
LOL
I love me some tears of rage! 😃
EDEN outspent Phoenix by a wide margin in Liaoning, though that was cancelled out by us tanking both battles in France. However, though the battle costs were even, we get to keep all 3 regions, so we can make it back sooner than you can 😃
HO HO HO
Try again.
And again.
And... 😛
It would be so awesome to take Liaoning from the Serbians! Especially now that Karnataka isn't about to become significantly vulnerable to a Phoenix invasion in any fashion whatsoever!
"It would be so awesome to take Liaoning from the Serbians! Especially now that Karnataka isn't about to become significantly vulnerable to a Phoenix invasion in any fashion whatsoever!"
Yes, but how?...Those guys are so strong for you ... O God, are terribly strong ...
We tried, we lost. Those Serbs are just too strong.
voted.
Try Sex. It works. Or we could take Liaoning
Mmmmmm, yes! Servian tears...they're so yummy!