I, goat

Day 2,344, 12:44 Published in United Kingdom USA by Alphabethis

I, goat



Struck by a thunder of luck, finally I coped to interview one of the
most evasive, yet, deep thought provoking and interesting minds of our
political landscape: Kevin the goat.

(æ for Alphabethis, K for Kevin. )

æ - It's not easy to catch you, why are you so evasive, you know you
are regarded as one of the most reliable and stable minds of the
entire eUK.


K - I admit I am __the asset__, but frankly speaking, when I have to
choose between grass or eUK politics, there's no question.


æ - Even so, you have been often related to ESO, thou, apparently,
you've never been given voice or the opportunity to let us know your
political leanings.

K - Too true, Alpha, whenever those guys do the same, that is, come
and get a photo of me to post in that errrrr.. newspapeer, they do it
so fast they don't allow me to express myself, nor give any speech.


æ - Has Each article required a new photo ?

K - Yes, indded, and I stress those guys are not nice.

æ - But, it seems to me the same photo all the time.

K - Weellllll,....

æ - anyway, do you feel an object goat, only wanted by your body, your
image?

K - Definetely, and I must state that, I, goat, am are much, much,
much more than a furry, leathery and soft body.

æ - A touchy question: TUP or New Era ?

K - That's a biased and unfair question to start with, as I say I'd
rather go for fresh things, healthy and rain bathed things: Could WRP
be my choice?

æ - But, what about ESO?

K - Weeellllllllll, this is an interview and I've sworn to tell the
truth above all things. Anyway, ESO is becoming better lately, ya
know, the PCP quizzes and the new-eraish help programs. I might go back
to them if they don't simply drop it as they did with legion.

æ - Are you offendded with the assert: " in internet nobody knows you
are a cow"?

K - Of course, what about goats? I, goat, I goat. Everyone knows cows
aren't clever enough to use computers. I demand "equality of
opportunities among animals"

æ - Animalism? It sounds veganian, should we eat only vegetables ?

K - Wellll, If you eat animals is ok for me as long as you don't eat goats
.... or my grass.

æ - Goat pragmatism! I miss it in eUK politics.

K - When shall we see a goat CP ?

æ - We have seen a monkey... enough said.

K - Just a finishing remark. Kevin, remmber to enlighten us more often
with your wisdom!!