I, goat
Alphabethis
I, goat
Struck by a thunder of luck, finally I coped to interview one of the
most evasive, yet, deep thought provoking and interesting minds of our
political landscape: Kevin the goat.
(æ for Alphabethis, K for Kevin. )
æ - It's not easy to catch you, why are you so evasive, you know you
are regarded as one of the most reliable and stable minds of the
entire eUK.
K - I admit I am __the asset__, but frankly speaking, when I have to
choose between grass or eUK politics, there's no question.
æ - Even so, you have been often related to ESO, thou, apparently,
you've never been given voice or the opportunity to let us know your
political leanings.
K - Too true, Alpha, whenever those guys do the same, that is, come
and get a photo of me to post in that errrrr.. newspapeer, they do it
so fast they don't allow me to express myself, nor give any speech.
æ - Has Each article required a new photo ?
K - Yes, indded, and I stress those guys are not nice.
æ - But, it seems to me the same photo all the time.
K - Weellllll,....
æ - anyway, do you feel an object goat, only wanted by your body, your
image?
K - Definetely, and I must state that, I, goat, am are much, much,
much more than a furry, leathery and soft body.
æ - A touchy question: TUP or New Era ?
K - That's a biased and unfair question to start with, as I say I'd
rather go for fresh things, healthy and rain bathed things: Could WRP
be my choice?
æ - But, what about ESO?
K - Weeellllllllll, this is an interview and I've sworn to tell the
truth above all things. Anyway, ESO is becoming better lately, ya
know, the PCP quizzes and the new-eraish help programs. I might go back
to them if they don't simply drop it as they did with legion.
æ - Are you offendded with the assert: " in internet nobody knows you
are a cow"?
K - Of course, what about goats? I, goat, I goat. Everyone knows cows
aren't clever enough to use computers. I demand "equality of
opportunities among animals"
æ - Animalism? It sounds veganian, should we eat only vegetables ?
K - Wellll, If you eat animals is ok for me as long as you don't eat goats
.... or my grass.
æ - Goat pragmatism! I miss it in eUK politics.
K - When shall we see a goat CP ?
æ - We have seen a monkey... enough said.
K - Just a finishing remark. Kevin, remmber to enlighten us more often
with your wisdom!!
Comments
Can you do a tl;dr
Votado. Although I associate æ with Encyclopedia Dramatica...are you tryna tell us something?
simply, it's alt-a on my keyboard,... as deep as that
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I love you man
Too meta
>New Era-ish help
>ESO has been (actually) helping young players long before NE and Dapper bribing
>k
We didn't drop Legion, tyvm.
What is this? I repeat, what is this?
Kevin the ESO Trivia Goat is firstly in retirement, just like his owner, the Professor J. Atticus Moriarty. He is prone to turning up at the occasional #eso channel.
Secondly, you must be talking to the wrong talking goat. Kevin may speak, but speaks in riddles, asking and pondering trivial questions. Why else would he be a Trivia goat?
Thirdly, his commitment to ESO has never and will never be in doubt.
Yours,
Moriarty
PS. 23. What is the Capital of Benin?
Love,
Kevin the ESO Trivia Goat
Porto-Novo