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Day 980, 16:30 • Published in USA USA • by O'Darth McVader

Protip to our potus: don't get impeached. pull a nixon and resign! at least you can then say "Fuck you, I quit!"


I. Peace with Ireland
-Prevented further swaps inside the United States involving the United States, Ireland, Canada, and Poland; a MAJOR strategic error

II. Failure to Communicate with Public
-Very few articles, most pointedly there was a lack of articles preparing the public for the coming invasion, and to announce his failure to secure a deal to rent a high titanium region from Canada
-Released one yesterday that was basically “You’re still a bro even though I fucked you”
-Few public forum posts
-Lack of public IRC conversation

III. Making Fionia the only person to have his account info
-Lack of access puts country at risk when quick action is required for the safety of America and her allies.
-Fionia is to blame for the failure of the USA with regards to Ireland
-Giving him/her access but not giving him/her any power to make decisions

IV. Not attacking FER to prevent loss of California and possibly South Dalmatia
-Severely damaged our relations for months
-Pissed me off

V. Incompetent administration
-Newfag MoFA
-No transparency from anyone
-Dis-organised

VI. California Evacuation
-Failed to begin California evacuation until after state was lost
-Articles to evacuate came from private citizens and other cabinet members; no direct mention by POTUS that most valuable and populated region was lost until it was too late

With the passing of this impeachment an in-game impeachment will be proposed on Day 982 and if passed will make Killingtime the President of the United States for the remainder of the July term.