I Ain't Even Mad - UPDATED
PigInZen
I get even. It's been 200+ days since I've written an article, I needed something to write about and boy howdy did something lovely land in my lap today. I don't know how many of you have seen the news but the eUSA is about to join an alliance during the Admin's "Battle of the Alliances" scheme to pump gold purchases. The correct choice would have been to double down on the lulz alliance. Or, even better, to do what Serbia did and not participate at all. What did the current PotUS, Glove, decide without cabinet discussion? Look for yourself here.
Do Something About It
You Have Been Trolled
Child, please. Really? Hungary? If this is how it's going down then I am pledging to do something about it. I am running for Congress in Mississippi tomorrow and if elected I will be the first to propose Glove's impeachment.
That's a promise. To quote another famous bald guy:
Vote for PigInZen for Congress in Mississippi!
Vote for Impeachment!
Vote for PigInZen. Mississippi. Impeach Glove.
UPDATED - Ronald Gipper Reagan is my opponent
I wish to personally thank RGR for bringing a ton of attention to this race. Nothing could have been better for my visibility than the opportunity to run against him.
E Pluribus Unum. From Many, One.
Join or die. E Pluribus Unum.
Comments
Holy crap I wrote an article
It was worth the wait
So, is there a point to this challenge? Aside from the obvious spike in gold being bought from the Balkans
Haha. Child please.
How did your old man hands even pull themselves up to use the keyboard without breaking your fingers?
Voted!!!
Solid question, Inwegen. It took a great deal of effort to overcome the inertia.
This just in: I'm running against AJAY.
rofl automatic win
I'm sniping for PiZ!
who gives a hoot about them owls now...and civil is a capable replacement
let the best man win
cool, piggeh article.
*beaming smile*
Can't wait to see PiZ back in Congress
lolz
dafuq have you went Emericka... q_q
definitely voting for PiZ
Crush ajay under pig's awful stench of justice
PiZ FTW!
Boy howdy PiZ wrote an article.
Hehe, welcome to the dark side America!
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Just when you think it can't get any better.
why americans use latin language?
ingiliz tohumu değil misiniz olm siz?