how to write like dr. packesel
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by Dr. Packesel
melaba picler.
many of you asked how in the hell am I writing such good, flawless, in perfect english articles and where do i get my ideas? some picler said with drugs everything is possible xdxd but the only thing to be creative is just to write.
Currently I am writing on this article and actually I don't know how my next sentence should start. And thats the point in journalism. Reporters don't have a clue how to write. AND THATS WHY they are so famous, rich and expensive. You see? The last word doesn't make any sense. Another thing which makes people famous. Some strange words together and finally you have a good article.
Was anyone from you ever in Santiago de Chile? I really would like to visit it, because i heard in Guayaquil you can eat very good sulu köfte.
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pirinc
You have a point about journalism and journalists. The only thing you need, is to combine some uncommon_rare_incomprehensible words all together, producing a nice bullshit, and you have the Pulitzer in your pocket.
I don't know what is this sulu köfte, but if it's something like the photo i would suggest some "artistic interventions": a) Fry lightly the potatoes and the meat balls, to get better color and taste. b) Boil the tomatoes for more time, to achieve thicker sauce. c) Find another name for that food, so all people can spell it easily (optional).
Anan is French o/
SULU KÖFTEEEEE
100 years of sulu köfte xdxd
Mimi kura, nzuri o/
genau , genau
naturlich oç.
"Reporters don't have a clue how to write. AND THATS WHY they are so famous, rich and expensive."
i've worked as a reporter over 10 years
and after such a period you gave me the trick of being rich, famous, expensive
where were you before
piç 🙁
Beware the "expensive". You should not exceed a certain limit, so we can afford buying you. 😃
I'm only expensive 😳
and leave Anan Fingay !! anan is mine
anan yanimdaner from me than from Parigi : (((
good article Doc. vote
is it halal?
otherwise we müslimans cant eat it
ebet pic xdxd
at last anan is french
Genius. But I'm sad 🙁 🙁( 🙁(( that you don't do pencil portraits anymore. Really, they were your signature style, and no-one else could compete.
true !!!!! 😁