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God I love the controversy. Claiming for a duck house, fertiliser and porn. You got to respect the balls off the MP's. I mean it's not exactly good that they've done it, but it's only that they got caught which is what they are worrying about. I must say, it's not all MP's, so let's not go on some huge anti-beurocratic witch hunt. Although, it would be quite cool.

To be honest, they already have the only bar in the country where you can still smoke. Yes, the Houses of Parliament has the only pub which still has the great, enclosed smell of pubs. I say that, not because I'm a smoker, but because I've noticed that no one stands in pubs now. Everyone stands outside smoking. Wooo. Great atmosphere.

The funny thing I find in this whole atrocity, is that the European Parliament Members are screwing the system for a hell of alot more. Do we care? Of course not. It's just typical. I mean now some of the MP's in this country may be prosecuted, but are still protesting that it's proposterous, like an angry six year old on fucking pro plus just before bedtime. Why shouldn't they prosecuted you ask? Because they run the country *winks*. In all fairness, if I was an MP, I would have taken advantage of the system also, like all of us would- for the simple reason we can. Though I'd love to stand in court on charges of abusing tax payer's money so I can fund my membership to my many online games. Porn aswell probably. What the hell.

I'd just like to touch on some of the great things MP's did claim for, without this blog sounding like something from the Generation Game. A gay porn magazine (MP Ben Bradshaw), a 12 second mobile phone call (MP Jeremy Hunt), a box of latex gloves (MP Douglas Alexander) and assortments of stationary. To me, some of the items are borderline fetish, but anyway, we all would have done it. I said it sounded like the Generation Game, although looking at it, it seems like the gameshow set in a thrid world country.

It is illegal to die in the house of commons. I thought that was quite funny to read at first, as the punishment has got to be pretty bad... Would they punish your family? Say, an evening with Geofferey Dahmer for your wife, and perhaps an appearance from Gary Glitter in your children's Creche? Just a thought.

Let's hope it doesn't happen in eRepbublik!

Baron Chris