Hot war may be started by frozen conflicts
Day 2,714, 13:35
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by Severih
In my article few days ago, I asked my political opponents to please give me some good movies to watch with a lady in my sofa. That was with the promise to give up erepolitics, if I get some. I got some extremely violent movies, which were not suitable for that (and some good ones, which I had all ready seen).
So I decided to get re-elected for the common good.
Following that, our party got more members then last time in to parliament. We got 19 and with our friends and supporters in other partiers, we are now the ruling force in eFinland.
All this makes me think, this is just calm before the storm.
That's why my policy now in this situation is:
Let's help our allies to build their empires, while at the same time building our forts and enjoying those countries we have won. We need now to prepare for what is coming and at the same time be active in scouting new areas to conquer. Still we have much defending in what we all ready have, so let's not be too greedy now to conquer too soon more. Instead it is a right time to fortify what we all ready have won.
Few weeks ago, I promised a tropical paradise island for everyone to enjoy. Now we got it. So now my word is, let's keep it!
The same in Finnish:
Ehdottamanne elokuvat olivat liian väkivaltaisia katsottavaksi neitoseurassa, joten lähdin uudelle kaudelle kansanedustajaksi. Lupasin teille Suur-Suomen ja trooppisen paratiisisaaren viime kaudella ja saitte ne. Tämän johdosta WP teki Jytkyn ja kunnon läpimurron vaaleissa 19 edustajalla! Olin itse sijalla 17 ja tein paluun eduskuntaan. Kiitos osoittamastenne tuesta ja luottamuksesta.
Tälle kaudelle ajamani politiikka on, että autetaan liittolaisia, vahvistetaan asemia ja varaudutaan tuleviin koviin kamppailuihin, jotta pystymme pitämään nykyiset alueet. Samaan aikaan meidän kuitenkin kannattaa selvittää uusia mahdollisia hyökkäyskohteita ja niiden ilmaantuessa olla tarvittaessa myös valmiita iskemään. WP:n suuri edustus takaa, että kohteet ovat jatkossakin järkeviä, eivätkä turhaan tuhlaa kansakunnan arvokkaita resursseja.
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Severihin tuhatvuotinen valtakunta on tosiasia.
Olisi pitänyt varoittaa siitä Kellopeli appelsiinista.
Sori siit hei ;_; mut se on kulttikamaa. Sentään en ehdottanut Human centipedeä.
oisitpa ehdottanu...
Good movie none the less 😃
Nyt on kyllä sellanen muija josta meikä syttyy ihan kybällä! Siis toi 4. kuva ylhäältä. Eiköhän jatketa Kuubasta aina Kolumbiaan asti että päästää tutustuu tollasii mimmehin
Tuo sitä seuraava on melko tarkka kopio sen aikaisesta tyttöystävästäni, kun asustelin aikoinaan sielläpäin.
No siinä on ainakin pebaa ollut! 🙂
Joo se kunnon latina-naisessa on paras puoli, että ainakin muodot on kohdallaan.
Welcome to Cuba, dear vikings. Fell free to raid over our shores, rape our women and sacrifice our cattle to your mighty gods of Asgaard. Shall Muninn and Huginn bring good news to the All-Father!
You are mistaken dear sir. Finland and it's ancient Kingdoms Tavastia (Häme), Kvenland (Kainuu) and Carelia(Karjala) were the only place where Vikings were scared to go. There are some sagas to prove that. They went with 3 boats, but only 1 survived back when the local farmers got offended by their presence.
There's just this little problem that Finns weren't vikings. And we didn't even have the same gods.
But I'm sure Ukko and his family of deities will forgive you if you give us more of your cattle.
And so I ask for forgivenes for my poor knowledge of the Escandinavian History. Thank you both for correcting my mistakes and shall your gods spare their wisdom and mercy upon this mortal.
I wrote a small summary of finnish history from Viking ages, so that you and other foreigners might know more about it:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/some-history-of-finland-for-the-uninitiated-2519919/1/20
Thy help and information is verily appreciated, Sir. I look forward to learn more about the History and folk lore of the septentrional lands of Scandia, including Finland - Eventhou I think it's a matter of discussion if your country is or is not part of Scandinavia. At least in my country we use that word in reference to the lands of Norge, Danmark, Sverige, Suomi and Ísland-.