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Hi Spain. Welcome to Canada!

Dia 1,891, 20:54 Publicado em Canada Canadá por stpolar
HELLO SPAIN. WELCOME TO CANADA

- - -
THE REASONS WHY SPAIN INVADED CANADA
- - -

Most of us know why Spain is invading us but let's lay it out there in the open. The REAL REASONS for the Spainish invasion of Canada are:

1 - Slap us on the wrist for humiliating the United Kingdom
2 - Show us their strength as a superpower
3 - Dishearten Canadians and Asgardians

Now we also want to make it clear what are NOT the reasons for them attacking us:

4 - They are not here to occupy us, they don't need any of Canada's resources
5 - They are not here to wipe us before the congressional elections. (They would not have been able to even if they wanted to)



Spain is going to teach us a lesson.


So why is it so important to "teach" us a lesson against invading a TWO member and to ultimately dishearten Canada as a whole? It's because this group that makes up Canada; along side with her Asgardian brethren, hold and stand firm on an idea that is dangerous to CoTwo.


We're dangerous to these guys


And these guys.


As the world collapses and nation after nation is enveloped into the CoTWO alliance, we Canadians dare to stand on the peak of Cape Spear with our "pants off"* screaming "Not in Our House" at the enemy hordes.

Not only do we have the audacity to say No to CoTWO. We had the cahones to face up and FIGHT them.



You're welcomed to come get some Spain.


Canada is now the symbol of not bowing down to belligerent superpowers at whatever the cost.
Canada is now the symbol of not being a puppet of a massive alliance.
Canada is now the symbol of "working together" despite hating each others guts.


Canada and Asgard are now the symbols of everything CoTWO is not.

That's why we are dangerous to them.

And that is why it was so important to invade Canada, but more importantly why it was important to dishearten Canadians from ever attacking again.

They didn't count on one thing ...

- - -
HI SPAIN. WELCOME TO CANADA
- - -

They didn't count on one thing ...

WE... THRIVE... IN... WAR!!!



We love war.


This dysfunctional set of players come together like no other community does in times of war. So, if you plan to come in here to teach us a lesson, then you'd better be more creative than just staring a war with us and beating us in a few battles. Because unless you're ready to wipe us and keep us wiped for a long time, then be ready to lose a whole lot of your damage. Actually even if you're able to wipe us... we will still incessantly drain every last drop of your damage. Why don't you start calling Canada the damage drain of the New World.

This is because when you're in Canada you're going to get crazy Canucks unrelentingly fighting in Battles and starting Resistance Wars, fighting in Battles and starting Resistance Wars, fighting Battles and starting Resistance Wars, fighting in Battles and starting Resistance Wars, fighting in Battles and starting Resistance Wars, fighting in Battles and starting Resistance Wars ..... well you get the picture.

Because there really isn't anything you want from us. But we certainly want every bit of damage you can muster.



Oh don't mind us, we're just draining your damage.

So again, "Hi Spain. Welcome to Canada." Now be prepared to get your damaged drained :)

- - -
CURRENT EVENTS
- - -

We have lost a straight up battles with Spain. Again and again the superpower that is Spain has taken our forces down with her innumerable two clickers and stacks upon stacks of MPPs. But now the real fight has just begun. A small nation does not generally win against a large nation here on the New World when they come invading. We win by drawing them in and draining their damage in Resistance Wars. And with Spain occupying so many nations, it is just a matter of time when we can free those nations under her control.

Spain can't last in Canada.

Firstly, they expect us to just roll over and die. An easy war for them. This is when we have to remember the lesson learned from War with the UK. That there are no easy wars when Canada is involved.



"In English: The ongoing war with Canada, Spain is struggling to conquer this country."


Secondly, she can't last because their leadership and players doesn't want to occupy Canada.

Thirdly, unlike the UK we don't break down and cry in times of war, rather Canada Thrives In War!



I didn't say this picture is one of the UK. Come on stop thinking that the UK players cry to TWO all the time. Come on now.

So again, "Hi Spain. Welcome to Canada." Now be prepared to get your damaged drained :P

- - -
CANADA THRIVES IN WAR!
- - -

Do you think this is just propaganda. Damn right this is WAR Propaganda. But, but unlike other "rah, rah, rah" articles, Canadian ones have examples of the community coming together. And player after player just doing their ever last bit for the war effort.



Sharing of words of encouragements to each other.



Our Drunken President who loves war and writing about it.



Folks Writing about the Economy during War



Folks giving Free Food.



General community awesomeness



lame Canadian Shout outs/trolling



Canadians working tirelessly supplying weapons on IRC #ecan.supply



Canadians starting Resistance Wars.


I want to propose another idea/concept to the Canadian people. I say we NEVER stop fighting Wars, never. I say we keep moving in this direction and be the prick and be the insufferable thorn in TWO's side. I say we:

a- Drain Spain's damage until they get sick and tired and leave
b- Help as much as much as we can to free Portugal (and any other nation under TWO’s occupation)
c- Then when we get rid of Spain, I say we go back to the UK and give her another red pee pee and wipe her for wiping Norway and attacking Netherlands while we aren't there to slap them around.

We don’t even have to rush on the last point. I say even if it takes months. I’d like the UK to stew in their britches, knowing that at any day we will be coming for them.


If you are currently a UK player, the BigAnt administration requires you all to wear these.


- - -
TL;DR
- - -

- "Hello Spain. Welcome to Canada." Now be prepared to get your damaged drained.
- Let's get to be the unrelenting thorn in TWO’s side.
- Keep on the War Effort Canada!


Hail Canada!
Hail Asgard!




*PANTS OFF – To The Captains of Industry and our pant-less leader; Commander Goran Thrax

 

Comentários

stpolar
stpolar Dia 1,891, 20:56

Canada Thrives On War!

TheBurningMan
TheBurningMan Dia 1,891, 21:04

My pants are off, bring it Spain.

Armour144
Armour144 Dia 1,891, 21:04

Once we're done with this war I'm gonna make love to Asgard in front of everyone

Plugson
Plugson Dia 1,891, 21:16

I hear Madrid would be nice this time of year. Certainly less snow and frostbite.

Sucks that we never liberated the Newfie Homeland on our first go. Back at it again...going to need it for our leap across the Atlantic (fer real)

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Dia 1,891, 21:38

The nation has taken to the call, LET US SPAM THIS ARTICLE EVERYWHERE!

TemujinBC
TemujinBC Dia 1,891, 21:40

~_^

JeguljaM
JeguljaM Dia 1,891, 21:42

Great article!

"The test of courage comes in the minority" - Asgard

aletss04
aletss04 Dia 1,891, 21:43

BRING IT ON SPAIN!!!

~patisawesome~

crisfire
crisfire Dia 1,891, 21:55

Funky said somewhere secret that they may like our Cattle

So #4 isnt exactly accurate

Everything else is excellent

T.E. Lwrence
T.E. Lwrence Dia 1,891, 21:59

FOR VICTORY!

weezo1
weezo1 Dia 1,891, 22:08

Voted and shouted... while my pants are off \o/

Wally Cleaver
Wally Cleaver Dia 1,891, 22:14

Lulz at the supplies being off when we have a RW and a NE battle going on at the same time. Maybe you should have asked to at least have the channel topic changed for your screencap.

stpolar
stpolar Dia 1,891, 22:18

No way Wally, that`s how Canada rolls.

ligtreb
ligtreb Dia 1,891, 22:27

Clearly, Spain is envious of your maple syrup.

Simonymous
Simonymous Dia 1,891, 22:38

Hala Madrid!

Panda Tuga
Panda Tuga Dia 1,891, 22:39

Hail CANADA!

Its a pleasure to fight along side with you guys!

Greetings from Portugal!

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Dia 1,891, 22:52

Hail Canada!!
Hail ASGARD!!
Fail Spain!!
o7

Plainswalker
Plainswalker Dia 1,891, 22:59

They do need your cows.

stpolar
stpolar Dia 1,891, 23:41

Well they can have them. We just want a War.

jotahachee
jotahachee Dia 1,892, 00:08

Un loco payaso se agita brincando en la arena.
(Bravo!)

En tanto la gente se ríe, oculta su
pena.
(Bravo!)

Nadie comprende que su condena
cumple su tiempo al reír.

Ya suena la banda y la carpa se vuelve locura.

(Bravo!)

Detrás de su máscara oculta su vieja
tortura.

(Bravo!)

Cuánta amargura disimulada
Bravo payaso, bravo por ti!

(Bravo! Bravo!...Bravo! Bravo!... ....)

Nadie comprende que su condena
cumple su tiempo al reír.

Detrás de la máscara oculta su vieja
tortura.

(Bravo!)

Ya suena la banda y la carpa se vuelve locura.

(Bravo!)

Cuánta amargura disimulada
Bravo payaso, bravo por ti!

bravo por ti!... bravo por ti!... bravo por ti!...bravo por ti!...

(Bravo! Bravo!...Bravo! Bravo!...)

Rusakk
Rusakk Dia 1,892, 03:35

Hahahaha..
4 - They are not here to occupy us, they don't need any of Canada's resources
NOT TRUE. We like your cows.

5 - They are not here to wipe us before the congressional elections. (They would not have been able to even if they wanted to)
Hilarious.... you are loosing every single battle against us.

So again, "Hi Spain. Welcome to Canada." Now be prepared to get your damaged drained
Hi Canada! But we just use our 2clickers damage against you. No problem.

Of course we will leave Canada in the future. But not because of you.

Funny article btw, voted!

Marshal858
Marshal858 Dia 1,892, 03:36

Hail Canada
Hail Asgard
Fail Cotwo - if you say it out loud it even sounds bad.

NunoBaton
NunoBaton Dia 1,892, 03:57

Hail CANADA!

klop123
klop123 Dia 1,892, 04:29

o7

Anotherlamedrunk
Anotherlamedrunk Dia 1,892, 04:37

My body is ready

candymanson
candymanson Dia 1,892, 04:41

lolz

asecondchance
asecondchance Dia 1,892, 04:46

Great article! Good luck Canada in the war!! Kick spain out!!

Pat Harper
Pat Harper Dia 1,892, 05:34

Prepare your anus

Daariil
Daariil Dia 1,892, 05:53

Great article!

Hail Canada
Hail Asgard

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Dia 1,892, 06:08

RAWR22RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Venerable
Venerable Dia 1,892, 07:05

Canada trolllollopoping all over Spain's behind.

Rona1d
Rona1d Dia 1,892, 07:16

:facepalm: do You think that we need to make a demostration of power? or a fear to Asgard? no no no PS: we just want cows, so yes is an occupation

Venerable
Venerable Dia 1,892, 07:19

Trolllollopoping = best autocorrect ever

TheJuliusCaesar
TheJuliusCaesar Dia 1,892, 07:52

Never give up, always fight.

Canada o7

The J
The J Dia 1,892, 08:24

Have no fear, I just come here!
Just another battle against Spoland, just another victory.
Just a matter of time.
o7

A Legend Killer
A Legend Killer Dia 1,892, 09:08

My pants are off and my kilt is on.

The Great White North never surrenders. o7

Fufac
Fufac Dia 1,892, 09:39

soon...

I am Groot
I am Groot Dia 1,892, 09:45

There are still players that think CoT and TWO are different they are the same it is CoTWO

cruelbear
cruelbear Dia 1,892, 09:50

Rusakk: "5 - They are not here to wipe us before the congressional elections. (They would not have been able to even if they wanted to)
Hilarious.... you are loosing every single battle against us."

Just when do you think Congress elections are? How possible do you think it is to wipe 9 regions in a day?

Che Kukaken
Che Kukaken Dia 1,892, 10:29

The Spaniards "like" cows... tell me somthing i dont know.. Poor animals.

Lord Scego
Lord Scego Dia 1,892, 10:59

We will help you Canada.

Hail Ireland
Hail Canada

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Dia 1,892, 11:58

"Hi Canada! But we just use our 2clickers damage against you. No problem."

Spain thinks that we aren't draining any of their damage because we are just draining their 2 clicker damage...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28221943.jpg

Fail Spain

alex392
alex392 Dia 1,892, 12:15

the only drain is the BH hunters xD

Oinyo
Oinyo Dia 1,892, 12:41

o7

I have to admit. I loove war It makes for so much fun!
I am sitting here honestly bored waiting for us to attack them some more!

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Dia 1,892, 13:04

Dear Spain,


The more your two clickers fight us, the stronger we become.

Sincerely, Canada

PS, keep attacking, you've gotten me within 7 million Rank Points of GoW

Quimbie Muffins
Quimbie Muffins Dia 1,892, 15:07

o7

Yuri Kaczynski
Yuri Kaczynski Dia 1,892, 15:54

Great read!

JaxTaylor
JaxTaylor Dia 1,892, 20:00

I love your article, great job!!!

Flavourised
Flavourised Dia 1,893, 07:28

o7

 
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