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Hello. I would first like to state a simple fact. I'm not writing to gain popularity (though that being a bit sad to become King of the Internet), sympathy or money (though it would be a nice thought). I'm doing this as a way to express my otherwise insulting views and opinions about my outlook of life, without people going off crying and myself finding an irrate mother on my doorstep telling me not to upset their 'prescious little petal'.

The articles are extracts from my blog, 'Jack of all Trades, Master of Fuck all'; chosen simply as it fits swimingly with my life. Whilst I was still in the drolls of Education, I find myself sounding/writing/acting as if someone born in the mid-70's. Not to mention the ability to flame, bedamn and aggravate anything that disagrees with me. So, basically everyone. It isn't my fault that the majority of my generation are incapable of stringing more than two monosyllabic sentences together without it sounding like genuine piss. I find myself surrounded by a future society whose sentences flow like a river of bricks.

I see this more of a column than an actual newspaper, and I intend to have my two golds worth of viewpoint. So, you may call this an anger ncolumn, at all those people and idealogies I implore to curl up and die, but I hope my anger rants, although sometimes sounding like a prepubescent fat kid wielding a french baguette in his local bakers, screaming for the reason there is no more pie; will also be amusing and gratifying in the sick sense of Schadenfreude this world now lives by.

Till next time.

Baron Chris
www.baronchris.blogspot.com