Hey...You don't remember me? Well this is Awkward

Day 1,520, 15:57 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus

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It's me...Paul...You don't remember me? You want to unsub? Well this is indeed awkard



Hey guys, it's been a while; I've been busy RL, had exams of sorts and video games, anyway mostly I kind of just forgot about this game.

Anyway I've had free time so I might come back and be active or maybe just be on IRC again. So yeah, not a lot to say but I've missed writing for my 249 inactive subscribers 😁
Libertarian Party just goes to Show; Top 5 Parties are No Stronger then Their Weakest Link Joint


The Libertarian Mascot moments before PTO

Esteemed Self Proclaimed Hippy Jude Connors ran for party president of the party formerly known as the Libertarian party only to rename it the United States Marijuana Party. Many have seen the Libertarian Party as a dying force for the last year of it's year and two month existence (after it's sudden revitalization) and though sad to many Libs (who did little to stop it) this unfortunately comes as a surprise to no one. Now this paper is not one to judge nor editorialize, but if I were Jude I'd be wary of an anonymous tip sent out to the eDEA. So keep hacky sacking and continuing your hippy ways for now Jude, for now...

This is totally a real thing >.>

Plato Sex Scandal Finally Made Public


Long suspected; Finally Revealed

In his new all revealing autobiography Th(e)Republik by Plato the all knowing Admin finally revealed the cause of Lana's disappearance. After being implemented, Lana famously began her job of robbing you of money while you attempted to train. Quickly however her role expanded as she and Admin had a super secret totally real affair. Plato initially attempted to cover this up, but when the blackmailing began (though there is no evidence, she may have wanted in on Plato's secret collection of all the Scopes) he finally realized enough was enough and, in his own words "took care of the problem". Still the book does no more to enlighten us on where she went, as she has been reported missing for months now. The official Admin released report claims "Spontaneous Combustion" as the cause of death.

Signing off on this super real and relevant piece of investigative journalism, Paul >.>

Lastly: You're moment of Zen 😁


Something fishy there, but I can't quite put my finger thumb on it

Until Next Time,

Stay Sexy