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Hey! eUSA! Listen up!

Day 2,840, 20:00 • Published in USA Australia

• by JackTrout

Hey! eUSA! Listen up!

eAustralia has tried to help you, we really have.

How many times have we explained that we are going to question the masculinity of your so-called “football” players, if you gear them up more than a baby on a skateboard?

Right

Wrong

How many times have we explained that some games (which are more properly called matches) should last all day? Or maybe longer…

Right

Wrong

And how many times have we explained that a proper colony is formed by convicts, not Puritans…

Right

Even more right

Wrong

We give up. We are putting the AS on your arses. Sorry.

How big is it, mate...?

Right

Cheers,

with much love from eAustralia

Comments

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,840, 20:14

Excuse me. I have to put some fresh oil on the AK47.
What; you can own those?

shiloh13 Day 2,840, 20:24

Aussies don't need no AK's,
They have boomerangs.
EAmerica we are doomed!

nqkfoIme Day 2,841, 11:42

It's from the antiques shop, right?
Some hunters still use slightly modified version - with only the automatic reload disabled. (it was easy to enable it even at home without special tools) 10 years ago they used it in my country legally (obviously not USA). Do not know the current status.
Stop thinking that the 1947 model is the best and that it's the only terror weapon! That's just lame.
Stick with your M-**

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,841, 12:24

I never said it was the best weapon. Both my guns are antiques.

nqkfoIme Day 2,841, 20:39

So you have antique AK and you are not "Half life"-" Counter strike" addicted kid?

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,842, 13:44

I inherited it.

Ilene Dover Day 2,840, 20:16

Do we even need to mention schooling you at your own version of "foot"ball? 🙂

JackTrout Day 2,840, 20:22

Malicious link? Or just too funny...

Ilene Dover Day 2,840, 20:26

lmfao!

Yep, totally Plato censoring me.

Try www.nfl.com/videos/San-Fransisco-49ers/0ap3000000515102/pre-season-week-2-Jarryd-Hayne-highlights

shiloh13 Day 2,840, 20:21

Hahaha,
You crazy beer swilling, convict, rugby loving Aussies.
Bring it on.
This is gonna be fun.
Cheers!

Janty F Day 2,840, 21:56

Thank you, JackTrout. Now we can unleash the second phase and bring eWorld to its knees: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ultimate-plan-2548005/1/20

Th prophecy will be fullfilled!