Giggle at the Turkei
Rheinlander von Phalz
26 October 2011, Day 1,436 of the New World.
So this is intended for my subscribers in Israel, but of course I can only publish in India at this time. Now I’ve heard that it's been scary living under the occupation of our angry neighbor to the north. Here's something to lift your spirits while we liberate Haifa.
(If you are unfamiliar, I recommend watching this first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uv6XLHJYL8 )
Oh girls, don't you see?
When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Harlot said that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all
He said, "Rhiney, you've got to stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear"
Ha ha ha!
So giggle at the Turkei
Guffaw at the galiongee
Crack up at the Coassack
Whoop it up with the wog-gie
Chortle at the Janissary
Snortle at the Seldjuk
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you want to ha ha ha ha ha
LAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!
Oh, by the way, I’m a Congressman in Orissa, India now. Get ready for this:
...yay
Comments
1rd
Rhein just made Israel's liberation 20% cooler.
Hah I was missing your articles! \m/
haha
voted!
made me wanna ha ha ha ha ha : D
eIsrael misses you...
turkey will always be my little pony
Hi Rhein
Supplies? X D
Congrats bro o/
Israel is back! o7
Join the Resistance
Join the eIDF Militia Now!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/303
And get a Bazooka and an energy bar for every 25 invaders killed!
lol xD
TURD!
Ponies incoming.
can you come back to eIsrael? We need to recreate the Empire.