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It’s like when you say to that girl: Hey! i’ll pick you up, and you don`t have a car.

true story, i speak from experience (one of the greatest days in my life), i can`t belive i`m gonna tel you this [🙂]

There was this girl, and i’m hitting on her so hard, it`s almost like i’m gonna win something, it will work eventually ... and she….she was great (blond with big green eyes), and i just said, hey! give me your number, and she sai😛 i don`t…i…ehm.. i`m not gonna give you my number in front of all these people…

and everyone was like: OOOOO SHIT, and i`m just… no you should give me your number (i was trying to play it cool, but the thing is… during many years i was able to develop the ability to be cool on the outside, despite of the horrible physiological pain i`m feeling within)

and i was, no you should totally give me your number, and she`s like: ahh…ok, i`ll give it to you..it is: 099…and then she pauses, and she says…aren`t you gonna write it down?!

and i sai😛 don`t worry, i`m not gonna forget something worth remembering [😃]
(a stroke of genius), and then she blushed, and everyone was OMG!! freaking out…

and then when she finally tells me her number, and i promptly, totally forget it, i have no idea what her number is, and she’s walking out, and i don’t want to ask her twice,
and she’s like, so you wonna go to a date on thursday?, and i`m like, yea, i’ll pick you up, she’s like, great, i look forward to it, and she left, and I was like, fuck!, i don`t have a car, i have a bicycle…

and you wonna know what i did?



i called her back and asked if she could pick me up [😃]


btw. erepublik rulz [😃]



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