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Day 2,487, 19:41 Published in USA USA by seeker1

Hi everyone! No... I'm not homeless, I'm just friendly.



No words can describe how much I love cleavage that starts at the bellybutton. Just remember to tuck them into your hip pockets so they don't drag on the ground.



In fact, if you happen to swing low enough you can use your pants as a one-piece bathing suit.



And they say dogs are dirty. Remember to scoop when you poop!



If you don't you're likely to end up like this kid.



Even after his sentence was up he was forced into manual labor duties.



I would like to close with a poll: Who reads the articles? Post a comment below to let me know you read it, please. As an added bonus, everyone in the Airborne that comments will receive 1 Q7 tank. Furthermore, the first Airborne member to comment correctly what all of the above pictures have in common wins 5 gold!
(Note: this is not an official Airborne or eUS Military contest. All prizes are donated from my personal supply.)


Col. K9Fun661
DCO 82nd Division
Airborne

Airborne

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