FTFP
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by Releasethe Krakken
Do you have FTFP?
Do you suffer from the following symptoms?
Do you run with the herd! like Cro Magnon husband club
Is your biggest swearword Buster! "now listen here buster"
Do you drive a Prius in rl!
Do you play your music softly in your flat!
Have you never had a hangover because you never consumed enough alcohol for a HANGOVER!
Then you might have a rare eDisease called FTFP or FAILURE TO FORFEIT POINT
Main symptom being never receiving a Forfeit Point!
if so I want to issue a warning to your fellow player. beware of this anomaly of humanity! Always watch your back when standing in a queue before a FTFP sufferer because their sickness may spread. Never engage the FTFP user in arguments!
Even players who have like Krakken received about 20 FP points may start displaying symptoms of this severe sickness. Here is how one stop the virus in its first steps.
1. Swear swear swear till the above symptoms pass.
2. Play your music at full volume until police stop you for being "noisy"
3. Never run with the herd vote for any other party but the Cro Magnon husband club.
4. Immediately go and buy a Volkswagen because all Volkswagen owners will tell you: I dont drive a p* . Most of have even taken our cars to the factory to have settings on computer that say how many emissions we make doubled. Take that nature : ha ha cough cough. Eat my emissions nature eat it! "Fahrvergnügen: It's what makes a car a Volkswagen"
5. Do not vote for Cro Magnon husband club. DO NOT, BUSTER!
6. Have real hangovers.
7. Take screenshots of your FP for later private enjoy mints.
8. Do not vote CRO MEGA .
9. Ignore all rules.
10 Fight hard every day and train hard every day.
11. Go for as many experience points as possible.
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My name is moo, and I have FTFP.
9. Ignore all rules.
...should i also ignore that rule?
watch it buster
I vote for Cro-Magnon husband club yet I still manage to gather a substantial amount of FPs in short time period.
I guess you are getting a reaction from the article. Here is mine...I have FTFP...I am not in Cromega...I do curse, but not around children, or in certain other situations like at job interviews, or if I have been stopped by the police, or am giving directions to tourists...don't own or drive a car in RL...I do play music in my house, sometimes softly and sometimes I play it loud. I also sing, badly. My whistling is slightly better...I have had many hangovers.
Number 9 in your steps to stop the virus is funny. Well said Shytach.
Number 4 is interesting. Some people would say that the storm over emissions has more to do with Big Oil in the USA hurting over profits than it does about a car manufacturer breaking the rules. I am glad to see you are going up against the vested interests of Big Oil and their attempts to maximise profits and screw the planet.
as volkswagen owner vuk yeah what small children i have seen picks of tomislav more small bear