Friday's Daily Chuckle
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Potpourri
Moses Montefiore, the great nineteenth-century philanthropist, once found himself seated next to an anti-Semitic nobleman at a dinner party.
"I have just returned from Japan," the nobleman was saying, "and it is a most unusual country. Did you know that it has neither pigs nor Jews?"
"In that case," Montefiore replied, "you and I should go there, so it will have a sample of each."
Jokes
Teacher to class: "Give me a sentence with a direct object."
Student: "Everybody thinks our teacher is beautiful."
Teacher: "Why, thank you. But what is the direct object?"
Student: "A good report card."
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I took a black bag full of old rags into the charity shop today. The cashier took a look inside and told me, "I'm confused. You said on the phone, 'summer clothes.'"
"Some ARE clothes," I replied, pulling out an old pair of boxer shorts.
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Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law.
"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir," replied Jake, "I'm sure I am."
"Think carefully now," said Gina's father. "There are twelve of us ..."
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Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations
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