Fred the world traveler

Day 2,559, 07:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Fred_the_deadhead

Good Morning, would you like a spot of tea, en español?

At one point, not so long ago, I was in Canada, eating my poutine and drinking my beer. The next thing I know I subjugated to fish and chips and tea. I don't like tea.
Then they threw a bunch of left over stuff from a sheep into its own stomach and started to boil it up. It must have been at that point when I passed out and awoke today in Portugal.

I don't know how I got in, my passport wasn't even stamped when I got to the UK. I must have a trustworthy face. Regardless, I now have to learn a whole new language. Shouldn't be too hard, Spanish and French aren't that far off.

Now, if I were in Germany or Serbia I might have problems.


Can anyone tell me how to get home? I miss my beer.