Fear Not, the Dictaker is Here to Save Us!
Ser Fartsalot
Dear citizens of the United Kingdom,
Two days ago, admins surprised all of us with the military coup module and new type of governance, the Dictatorship. The main problem was the rule that anyone, regardless of their citizenship can fight in other country's coup. All (s)he needs to do is join the military unit.
Because of this the government was quick to react and organize a preventive military coup in order to give us some safety until this rule is changed. Right now the coup is almost over and I call you to please help our allies in Germany who are fighting a hostile foreign PTO coup. Move to Midtjylland, join a German MU and fight for democracy:
Since the Germans were forced to spend a great deal of money just to defend opening rounds please try not to take their CO. Who knows how much they got left and another coup can quickly start after the current one is over.
What's next for us? (my proposition)
If admins do not change citizenship requirement rule, the proposition is to continue as we've done until now, with the Country President, Congress, party politics etc.
How would this work?
Country President (CP)
Since CP and Congress elections will be held regardless of the type of governance, the Dictator would appoint the elected CP as the new Dictator.
Congress
Congress will continue to work as it has been so far. In-game Congress messages will be created and the Congressmen will be able to propose laws and if there is no major disagreements, the laws will be voted by the Dictator.
All elected Congressmen will get 5 gold (since under Dictatorship they get no gold for medals).
Impeachment
If two thirds of Congress decide that the Dictator has been breaking rules or they wish to go back to 'Democracy' type of mechanism, a revolution will be started.
Same applies if Dictator refuses to give over the Command to the newly elected CP.
The Dictator can also resign in the event of RL problems and Congress can vote on new CP.
All of this would need to be agreed with the majority of top military units to get as closest as possible to national consensus.
Dapper's MU, his accounts, accomplices and himself will of course not count as they are already on the black list given to all top 5 Party Presidents and Congress weeks ago. If he or his supporter win the seat for Congress or CP, it will be as if he never participated in the election.
Benefits
So until admins fix the new module, we should make the best of this crap change. While keeping the same functionality as before we can get rid of troll Congress laws, see how each Congressman is voting and greatly reduce the number of Dapper's multis. It will encourage Don Dapper to spend more of his time publishing funny lunatic articles instead of creating new accounts. Party PTOs will also become pointless. After most of voting multis die, our average level should rise.
This is my proposition and it would be the best if all or the most PPs, MU Commanders and Cabinet members agree in the following days on the way forward and exact rules. Until then we're safe from foreign meddling.
Looking forward to hear your thoughts,
Ser Fartsalot
Comments
Sounds good.
Good stuff o/
TUP all over again.
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Well done UK
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Is your screen so reflective that you were able to look at yourself while typing the above?
And I know you loved Serbia when you and BA etc tried your last PTO, but are you really still their whore?
lol he reported my comment he is what i said with it load of votes
Your a cheat and a bully You use illegal monies you use multis accounts and say everyone does, its quite clear to everyone you cheat slander bully and lie all for you own benefit of keeping power you are a PTOer and a SCAMMER You lied to all the uk citizens about threats, you try and scare people and people will wake up soon to what sort of a power freak and cheat you are
Illegal money? Care to elaborate? I know your explanation is almost certainly going to be the usual BS, but it could be entertaining.
Tell us how you really feel...
What is a "monie" ? Where can i buy one? Does it taste like banana?
No one knows, but Billy Idol had two of them.
Actually "monies" as the plural of "money" was spelt correctly.
Amazingly this was a higher than usual standard of spelling by Dappy, so I suspect his Mummy typed it for him when he broke a nail after the first line - a fine example of Dappy's classic misuse of "your" instead of "you're"
See Ser Fartsalot voted what i said so it must be true - wake up people
You sence of logic is admirable. What I woudn't give to spend just one hour in your head. Must be so entertaining!
i gues he's buying packs with stolen credit card? 😃 Or maybe
Pot, kettle?
Damn Serbs!
In a crazy way, this (sort of) makes sense.
"Democracy"... It makes sense from a pragmatist point of view almost to give us pseudo-democracy, but I would hope we don't need it. Sadly I'm almost certainly wrong.
it pains me to say it .. but (ouch) yes ... damn I feel dirty now
@SerFartsalot pretty good proposition I would say.It could be implemented with Mongress things.Like Wook said it makes sense.o7
Communism at its best in UK
thanks to Ser Stalin Fartsalot : D
hmm ser farts alot has got his friends on over drive here 🙂
shows his trying to use propaganda to trick people again
Quickly now... Log off, log on with Lord London and post again.
Repeat the same with 20 other accounts.
your lies will catch up with you soon
Ah now. I am not a multi of BruceWayne. He supported me in PP election hence our 'friendship'. I think this proposal makes sense. The rule that non UK citizens can start a coup is stupid so let's hope they fix that.
You are in serious need of medication Daipper.
Serf and i have had our run ins in the past,but even i can recognize when a guy is doing his utmost for the eUK.
Hats of to Serf as far as i'm concerned.
I would have to agree in this case also
Keers never left.
He was a wanker + Kerr = Keer... Keers is WayneKerr's multi.
thank you. the dictaker.
o/
nice thoughts there, mr banana
LOOK AT THE RED BANNER! LOOK AT IT!
Dammmn. It's bad ass. x)
It's rather sexy.
It's actually made me rather hot and sweaty
TYRANT!
Dapper's MU, his accounts, accomplices and himself will of course not count as they are already on the black list given to all top 5 Party Presidents and Congress weeks ago. If he or his supporter win the seat for Congress or CP, it will be as if he never participated in the election.
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Oh the tears of mirth are rolling down my cheeks
err...kinda sounds good to me
"While keeping the same functionality as before we can get rid of troll Congress laws, see how each Congressman is voting"
sounds familiar 😃DD
There is one flaw in your summation SerF
The would-be dictator would have to become the Commander of an MU, not just join one, right?
And regarding Dappy, I doubt any of the eUK's loyal MUs would back his attempt.
The guy is just lying
Fool is as fool does
Why is that a flaw? Of course he'd become Commander instead of Chaz.
A CP would have command of the dictator MU. Upon the election of the next CP, they would hand the command over to the new elected CP
Or sell the MU to the next Dictastor. What? We have never had criminal leaders?
We have had nothing but loyal eUKers as CP for the past six months