Executive Order - National Religion Restored

Day 4,562, 23:04 Published in USA USA by dmjohnston

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Being the Chief of Staff for the 5th Bubblar administration has its perks.



But those are the obvious ones. We're here to talk about something far more important.


Long ago, Dioism was an integral part of the eAmerican experience. Many Dioists served in various positions of power, including as President. For a time, it was even the national religion of the eUS. That is, until Gnilraps declared this to no longer be the case.

Well, as he has told us recently, Gnilraps is functionally dead. And Tyler, well, he’ll sign just about anything if you convince him he forgot Mother’s Day. Therefore, I am pleased to announce the latest Executive Order from President Bubblar, reinstating Dioism as the proper National Religion of the eUnited States.



Dio bless you, and Dio bless the eUnited States of America.