Exciting times down on the farm

Day 967, 23:30 Published in Australia Australia by Chris Carnage

The tension builds. The opposing armies face each other, nervously scanning the field of battle looking for an opening, a gap in the defence.

The generals feverishly consult with their advisors making last-minute strategic calls, contingency plans are drawn up and scrapped only to be resurrected as the inevitable battle draws near.

Orders are screamed over the rising noise of troop movements. Finally the time has arrived.

The soldiers take one last look at their opponents before charging:

The mighty army of AngelDemon



And the feared resistance forces of the Flaming Galahs



Who will win this "epic" battle?
Who really cares?
Isn't everybody getting just a bit bored with all this?

The only thing for certain is that the battlefield will be strewn with more steaming e-dung than we have ever experienced before.



Note: This is a satirical article and not intended to accuse or defend anyone, only to illustrate the author's opinion that cheating is boring and futile.