eCypriot Women Killed Cellulite, can you do the same?
kthniatros
For once more, the new BASTARDOCRACY edition is dedicated to all eCY women and their courageous efforts regarding their battle against the "Evil Kiloz" Syndrom.
The newsflash for today (this is happening in RL) is that, according to the Hodja (Imam) of the Muslim order of Hazretullah and his addressing to women, he preached that it's good for women to be occasionaly hit, because this "exercise" helps them build a better body shape and therefore vanish the Cellulite problem at once.
Below you may recognize the happy faces of our dazzling eCY women:
Just Look At Them, they are all happy!
And now let me give you some more details about the Imam's preaching:
1) The woman who is spanked is like doing sports, while she has blood at her face,she looks more beautiful to her husband
2) The woman's body is always vivid and toned and so she could do everything in order to please her husband
3) Women who are spanked have no cellulite and their hair grow stronger while they are pulled
4) The woman who is spanked remains faithful to her husband. The woman who is not spanked turns her eyes to other men
And...Guys...We're talking about a real article, this is not trolling, I've just translated the article to english.
So now, the rest of the e-World is aware that eCY women are always happy and satisfied. No Cellulite! No More Below Average Female Self-Esteem! eCyprus is a pioneer! HAIL CYPRUS!
Bonus Pikçar:
"eCypriot women in a queue waiting to gain a Cellulite-less body!"
Comments
kthniatros lives here
musulman kipris
is a happy kipris
allahu akbar
"peçe" for a better world
pirinc
well actually he has a point
spanking helps blood flow and it is said that this helps prevent cellulite ( yeah, i know, there are other ways to help the blood flow 😛)
All Heil Spanks
Spanks Macht Frei
Shpankst du? Ja ja ja ich shpanken
Elroi is a girl?
p.s.: they are all naked under those blacks \o/ \o/
Mimar a.k.a hijab lover Sinan
allahu akbar
ok ... who i need to kill now?? ....
me 🙁
Elroi is my bitch
Σπάνκ και τέλος στην κυτταρίτιδα κορίτσια!
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for the eCypriot beauties..
cut the crap
so hotttttttttt *.*
your eyes are amazing
Ψ + ΝΙ + spank
πιο πολύ spank marabu γιατί διέκρινα ένα τσαμπουκά στο βλέμμα της.
Spank's Not Dead!
First good thing to come from Cyprus, but it's not like I don't spank the bitches anyway.
Elroi is female?
If my hair was any stronger, I'd sell it for shipping rope.
hhahhahahaa, crazy xD
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