DoD Orders (Day 1,366): North Carolina
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
As a reminder please read this Special Announcement and do not start a RW in New Hampshire or you will be cut!
If you are deployed in the USA or an allied nation then fight for America in North Carolina!
If you are mobile deploy to Spanish Occupied America and fight for the Resistance in Delaware!
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!
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Signed,
Cerb
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
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fullos dobogó
o7
link for Delaware goes to Missouri RW
Friends, please don't fight for Ukraine against Moldova in Podolia!
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Aztakurva : O Ezanemgyenge : D
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inb4MIeatsallthepie!
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meganagyvóte!😃